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  3. Knock Knock Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much! (I love you so much.
  4. Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe? He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
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  7. 2. Did you hear about the deaf sheepherder who gathered his flock and heard?
  8. 1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
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  11. "Why do you take baths in milk?" "I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
  12. "You look very funny wearing that belt." "I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."
  13. Do NOT Pay For White Teeth! Learn the trick discovered by a mom to turn yellow teeth white for $5 http://tinyurl.com/kr5sr8
  14. "I was born in California." "Which part?" "All of me."
  15. "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" "No, I'm sorry I don't." "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
  16. Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? Student: Well...yes and no.
  17. Teacher: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. Student: I walk. You walk.... Teacher: Quicker please. Student: I run. You run
  18. Father: What did you do today to help your mother? Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
  19. A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
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