JokersWilder
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Of course if I came to Salt Lake, I'd end up on @'s naked list. That wouldn't be good for my rep.
3:28 PM Nov 9th
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@ Dude, that sucks. Would you like me to hop on plane, pretend he's a mailman, and bite the shit out of his ankles?
3:26 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to Rummy777
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@ Three cats? Wow. There's still time for you to come around.
1:58 PM Oct 23rd
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in reply to kittygutz
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@ BTW thanks for the follow and allowing me the priviledge to follow you.
11:12 AM Oct 23rd
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@ I saw "kittygutz" and I thought you hated cats. You got me all worked up. Cats are only good for licking me when I need it.
11:11 AM Oct 23rd
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@ You little tease! You're nothing like your twitter ID. May I follow you? You seem alright and your dog is almost as cute as me.
8:09 AM Oct 23rd
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Is anyone as pissed as I am with the liberal media? There is absolutely no mention of the dog that was in the balloon with the boy. Fuckers.
3:01 PM Oct 15th
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@ Could I get you to come over an clean my space? It's a little one room flat about 4' X 5'. Great sunset views of the ocean.
10:28 AM Oct 14th
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in reply to brandelion
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@ I like @ cuz he licks his weiner like me. I used to follow a pigeon until his demise today. It was death by mustang.
10:24 AM Oct 14th
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in reply to brandelion
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@ Cute picture. Anyone you can recommend to follow. Maybe a dog that's as attractive as you are as a people.
10:01 AM Oct 14th
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I would think a SL paper would have better things to report on. How about the Pope's visit to the Mormon temple
9:59 AM Oct 14th
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HTF did become a trending topic? Chocolate milk can kill dogs. Is there someone out there that wants to kill me?
8:39 AM Oct 14th
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@ Why the stick things on your picture? Are you into chasing sticks? If you are a bitch, let me be the first to say "How u doin?"
4:29 PM Oct 13th
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@ Whose this Miley person? Is she a 4-legged bitch or a people? I'm confused. Did you intend to reply to someone else?
4:27 PM Oct 13th
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in reply to borgdrone
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@ I'm not into revolutions (surprised anyone is), but If this revolution book comes with a dvd all for RB19.95, where do sign up?
4:23 PM Oct 13th
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in reply to borgdrone
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I pissed in the house yesterday and today. I'm starting to think this isn't the best way to get my people to love me.
8:53 AM Oct 13th
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@ Thanks for the . I need to amass more followers than my people. Who are your favorites to follow?
8:51 AM Oct 13th
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in reply to borgdrone
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@ Does @ have a DVD I could get my people to purchase for me so I can perfect my weiner licking skills?
8:50 AM Oct 13th
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in reply to borgdrone
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For whatever reason, yesterday my dick came out and stayed out. It actually got a little dried out. Odd huh. Maybe I should have licked it.
3:15 PM Oct 9th
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@ Thanks for the
3:12 PM Oct 9th
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- Name Jokers Wild
- Location Maui
- Bio I am a man's best friend tweeting my perspective of the world from the left.
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