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  1. Of course if I came to Salt Lake, I'd end up on @dathbender's naked list. That wouldn't be good for my rep.
  2. @Rummy777 Dude, that sucks. Would you like me to hop on plane, pretend he's a mailman, and bite the shit out of his ankles?
  3. @kittygutz Three cats? Wow. There's still time for you to come around.
  4. @kittygutz BTW thanks for the follow and allowing me the priviledge to follow you.
  5. @kittygutz I saw "kittygutz" and I thought you hated cats. You got me all worked up. Cats are only good for licking me when I need it.
  6. @kittygutz You little tease! You're nothing like your twitter ID. May I follow you? You seem alright and your dog is almost as cute as me.
  7. Is anyone as pissed as I am with the liberal media? There is absolutely no mention of the dog that was in the balloon with the boy. Fuckers.
  8. @brandelion Could I get you to come over an clean my space? It's a little one room flat about 4' X 5'. Great sunset views of the ocean.
  9. @brandelion I like @buddythedog cuz he licks his weiner like me. I used to follow a pigeon until his demise today. It was death by mustang.
  10. @brandelion Cute picture. Anyone you can recommend to follow. Maybe a dog that's as attractive as you are as a people.
  11. I would think a SL paper would have better things to report on. How about the Pope's visit to the Mormon temple http://tinyurl.com/yj9p2mq
  12. HTF did #chocolatemilk become a trending topic? Chocolate milk can kill dogs. Is there someone out there that wants to kill me?
  13. @darthbender Why the stick things on your picture? Are you into chasing sticks? If you are a bitch, let me be the first to say "How u doin?"
  14. @borgdrone Whose this Miley person? Is she a 4-legged bitch or a people? I'm confused. Did you intend to reply to someone else?
  15. @borgdrone I'm not into revolutions (surprised anyone is), but If this revolution book comes with a dvd all for RB19.95, where do sign up?
  16. I pissed in the house yesterday and today. I'm starting to think this isn't the best way to get my people to love me.
  17. @borgdrone Thanks for the #followfriday. I need to amass more followers than my people. Who are your favorites to follow?
  18. @borgdrone Does @buddythedog have a DVD I could get my people to purchase for me so I can perfect my weiner licking skills?
  19. For whatever reason, yesterday my dick came out and stayed out. It actually got a little dried out. Odd huh. Maybe I should have licked it.
  20. @rummy777 Thanks for the #Followfriday