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  1. RT @HuffPolitics http://bit.ly/bSNgn Joe Klein: Give up public option because of smears // Be serious on this and rise above pettiness.
  2. RT @SeniorPAOfficial This [redacted] is going to tell him (the President) emphatically that we need the public option.
  3. RT @SeniorAdminOfficial Obama school speech: “Here in America, you write your own destiny” http://bit.ly/3dK3oV
  4. @OsborneInk Excuse me, sir? You certainly have lost your reputation as a fellow worthy of a dinner invitation.
  5. @jrharr Add a few more $$$ to that, friend. I slept on a mountain of $100 bills on the floor of my yacht last night!
  6. @davidsirota Add a few more $$$ to that, friend. I slept on a mountain of $100 bills on the floor of my yacht last night!
  7. @fausto412 You should add a few more $$$ to that. I slept on a mountain of $100 bills on the floor of my yacht last night!
  8. Here's a link to Halperin's extraordinary work, if you've never been. As Walter might say, "Oh boy!" http://thepage.time.com/
  9. Mark Halperin is really the only person out there right now who I think Cronkite would truly admire.
  10. Listen for the section of the speech where Obama discusses "both sides hating [Walter]." http://bit.ly/4iqge1 Sound like anyone you know?
  11. President Obama honored my good friend and mentor Walter Cronkite today in a speech that the rest of my colleagues need to hear.
  12. One more for today: You know you're serious when you're to the right of Eric Cartman on Hippies.
  13. @murphymike Definitely a Macaca moment, good friend, with an emphasis on that second syllable!
  14. I had just finally learned what a webblog was and now I get a letter about something called "RSS?" You kids and your attention spans.
  15. .@anamariecox As you know, I'm kicking off my "You Know You're Serious (When)..." tour fairly soon. Hoping you'll help promote, dear!
  16. One more teaser: You know you're serious when you have a Kindle and everyone still knows that you're reading Proust.
  17. You know you're serious when you can read the New York Review of Books while driving down Constitutional Ave. in a hail storm.
  18. FLASH: Tickets to my opening performance of my "You Know You're Serious" tour will be on sale soon. It's spun off of Jeff Foxworthy's work.
  19. Apparently it was my "Trent Lott" moment, as far as this list was concerned. Well, you know what Woody Allen says about clubs.
  20. Just found out that Anne Schroeder Mullins excluded me from the list due to a joke I made about Renoir being correct on women's literacy.