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  1. RT @peep_show: Vote for Peep Show in Best Brand Use of Twitter in the Mashable awards! Please RT http://tr.im/BREa
  2. @bellamack Something I hear journalists use.
  3. @MarkCorrigan Mario's out of lives, Mark. It's game over.
  4. You want to know my middle name? It's "Get Shit Done." Remember it.
  5. @MarkCorrigan Heard the big news, big man. You're made of it. When you get fertile as me, you get the business in you. Call me.
  6. @MarkCorrigan Appreciated, Corrigan. For today, those balls of yours are a steel and brass alloy. #peepshow
  7. @MarkCorrigan A comedy hoodlum. See me. #peepshow
  8. JLB Credit is stronger than ever. Our staff can have confidence in their jobs. #peepshow
  9. @MarkCorrigan I wouldn't know, my mornings are warm and naked.
  10. Or should I say, he is the white Johnson. I jest; he is nothing.
  11. Sleep with your dressing gown in bed. Warm for morning. I am the black Tim Ferriss.
  12. @AugustusTweeter Stop climbing trees.
  13. @BartGoesTwittah You can join the many others who will bear witness on judgement day.
  14. @MarkCorrigan Man up, Corrigan. That drive wouldn't take shit from me.
  15. RT: Did you know that someone created a remix dedicated to you? ! http://bit.ly/qT2j5 (via @MatadorSandwich)
  16. @zee_k I'm more a smooth jazz man.
  17. @zee_k How did you know? I'm kidding - this kind of knowledge is already in the public domain
  18. I don't need to be in a trainstation to #moonwalk for the King.
  19. Hold a Michael Jackson listening party right now with friends/the world... #mjparty Please RT (via @MarkCorrigan)
  20. Inside, that brother was already dead. RIP #michaeljackson