Johnny_C
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I like dressing up the corpses in silly outfits before burying them in hopes of putting a smile on some future archeologist's future face.
about 23 hours ago
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Today's focus is on short people with great posture. What the hell, right? Where do they get off not hunching over like goblins?
3:30 PM Nov 21st
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Tall girls with hideous, slouchy posture. I'll always take them down first, put them out of their zero-confidence misery. Awful to see.
11:16 PM Nov 20th
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I'd say this bagel is filled with ectoplasm or some such shit, you know, just to sound scary, but it's just cream cheese. No big deal.
5:30 PM Nov 18th
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Another Friday night, another night of grafting corpse eyebrows onto tacky women with shaved off then drawn on eyebrows.
9:12 PM Nov 13th
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It's one of those days when you bite into a cob of corn and are sprayed in the face with the burning hot blood of your victims.
11:44 AM Nov 3rd
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Time to start killing a different breed of person. I get so sick of plebs shouting out basic action movie lines when you lock them up.
8:35 PM Oct 23rd
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You think someone's going to open their mouth and finally say something I connect with, but then it's just more mindless screaming. Buh...
6:43 PM Oct 21st
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I suppose most people my age are getting married and having children and whatnot, not still murdering people and such. Very isolating.
8:51 PM Oct 19th
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Feeling weirdly sick after watching this lady's bloated corpse finally explode. It wasn't the exploding, but the popcorn I was eating.
5:40 PM Oct 19th
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Not superstitious, but on days as rainy as this my habit of asking the rain devils to accept blood in return for their juice brings pause.
4:58 PM Oct 13th
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A man can only take so much, and being tied up and made to wear your gutted infant as a hat goes way past that. Still, he looked ADORABLE.
8:51 PM Oct 5th
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Had that dream again, where I am starring in a movie, only it looks nothing like me and the music is shitty beyond listenable. Heart racing.
2:46 AM Oct 2nd
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I'm freaking out a bit. There have to be maybe 30 or 40 ghosts that spewed out of this guy's body when I killed him. Not in the mood.
2:39 PM Sep 25th
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Bad day. Even the hellish wraiths I seem to get along with usually are just fucked up beyond my ability to reach them. Guess I'll read.
12:42 AM Sep 25th
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Nothing's sadder than a lethargic stabbin'. Too hot though. Still, I feel bad about not really putting some spirit into it.
1:31 AM Sep 24th
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So wasted on puppies. I know I have a problem, but the problem feeds into the problem and next thing I know I'm wasted on puppies again.
1:54 PM Sep 19th
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Now, I know, I know. A lot of people are cat people, but my room is full of puppies, not kittens. To each their own, but FUCK cat people.
10:29 PM Sep 17th
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Sure, now and then I have to clean out the grill at the bottom (gets clogged up with the older puppies) but it's worth the hassle.
10:27 PM Sep 17th
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My PUPPY ROOM is where I go to relax, diving into a sea of puppies like Scrooge McDuck, only I'm not a duck, man. Also, puppies.
10:18 PM Sep 17th
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- Name Johnny C.
- Location Way down below.
- Web http://www.questi...
- Bio This is all in my head. What are you doing here?
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