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@melr94 Oh man. That isn't good. Hope you're ok! #sendinganoillampfirstclassbeforethepriceofstampsgoesskyhigh 12:31 AM Apr 14th via web in reply to melr94
@melr94 No worries. Fair thee well sweet maiden, may the dawn bring dryness and cheery smiles! Speak soon :-) x #ilovewarfilmsbtw 3:13 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 I've only ever been able to dot my eyes, never cross them.... 3:07 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 I will have everything crossed for you. Arms, legs, fingers, toes and tongue! x 3:03 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 buggering hell! You're welcome to come over for a glass of red if it'll help! Sorry to hear that :( 3:00 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 Chuffing hell. That makes sad reading. Pretty fuckered then? #saddestoffaces 2:52 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 Ummm. Yes. It's increased two-fold. Now working at 4% capacity. Work are utterly delighted. Good evening? 2:49 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 Why hi! How are you? Thank you for my #ff last week. V muchly kind. Silly work has blocked twitter. Whatever next? 2:44 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
Been ages since I've been on here. About to watch The Longest Day. That's a film about war. War is English for Krieg, as I'm sure you know. 2:22 PM Apr 13th via TweetDeck
Sales Meeting. I've never sold anything, not even an ice cube to an Inuit. They'd chuckle in my face. 1:28 AM Apr 4th via TweetDeck
@karenbbooth I wondered if I had. You naughty little hamster. As you were though :-) 9:03 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to karenbbooth
@AbiBurlingham Thank you by the way - so nice knowing that others know what this is like and are so helpful :-) 8:57 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to AbiBurlingham
@AbiBurlingham Yeah, I think that's what I'll do after dinner. Just do some sketching around and let the mind wander. 8:57 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to AbiBurlingham
@karenbbooth Ummm. Images. In my eyes. Not so good. 8:45 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to karenbbooth
@AbiBurlingham Couldn't agree more! Days like this make me cross. So much aching to come out, yet just feels stuck. Nyargh! :-S 8:40 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to AbiBurlingham
@AbiBurlingham Sucks doesn't it? Not sure whether just to sack it off entirely and try again tomorrow... 8:29 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to AbiBurlingham
Haven't got on at all well today. Hoping tonight maybe more productive. 8:15 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck
@melr94 Nope, none to speak of yet I'm delighted to say. I can do tiling without too many problems. 7:55 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 But, coffee, biscuits and banter do sound like a rather attractive proposition. 7:13 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to melr94
@melr94 Oh, I nearly killed myself sanding a door a few years ago. Genuinely. Not a good idea. 7:09 AM Apr 3rd via TweetDeck in reply to melr94

Name Johnny Writes
Location Close to London...
Bio If I could use one word to describe writing novels, it would be frustratingly brilliant. Nothing finished yet. 'Star Crossed Brothers' looks like being first up