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JohnnySmithUCG

  1. Lawn commercial: (Bob) I use the same seed & fertilize just like you, but my grass is patchy! (John) thats cause you're a fucking loser Bob. 10:05 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. Gloria Steinam: was just on Q with Jian Ghomeshy. She is 77. She is pretty. 10:17 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. What does this mean? yfrog.com/gz608gfj 11:45 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Patterns in my floooring: archaeological dig site yfrog.com/mow1pxj 1:38 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. Patterns in my flooring: conquistador yfrog.com/hwia5taj 1:36 PM Feb 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. The best: MacLeod's Books - 455 Pender Street West, VANCOUVER, BC yfrog.com/odudvhnj 8:25 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Vancouver public art yfrog.com/esswmhabj 3:50 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Vancouver public art yfrog.com/oeexpchj 3:50 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Vancouver public art yfrog.com/g0yitej 3:49 PM Feb 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. Broke as a joke but we're not laughing. Spare anything? yfrog.com/h71igxoj 10:09 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. This gay man has white socks. I am disappointed. I expect better. What does that make me? yfrog.com/oe4ovpsj 10:36 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. Gorrilaz image in muddy van. yfrog.com/esdpuooj 9:51 PM Feb 4th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. "Bobcaygeon", track four of "Phantom Power" by The Tragically Hip. Beautiful song ang lyrics. 12:01 AM Nov 27th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Poltergeist: why did the paranormal investigator just put the steak right on the counter? Gross. 1:43 PM Nov 12th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. My son just proposed a new cable channel name: the "Inappropriate Channel". That would be a great channel. 12:20 PM Nov 12th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. Lego is the best! yfrog.com/h7qtqhkj 5:53 PM Nov 11th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. I don't know what this does, but it looks cool yfrog.com/khwrynej 9:33 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. My son lost a baby tooth. I said soon baby fingers will fall off; adult fingers will come in. The finger faery will visit. He doesn't agree. 9:14 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. DalaiLama: I recommend following the DalaiLama on twitter. Very nice. 9:06 PM Nov 10th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. Johnny Smith re-edit: remember the movie A.I.? Watch it again. When David hits the water, hit "stop". That is where the movie should finish. 9:37 AM Nov 9th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®