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JohnnySLC

  1. @jnaylor85 @snacksident timeanddate.com/counters/custo…
  2. @jnaylor85 Next time you stay we'll have Sam pee in the corner.
  3. @rixgerald Whatever kind of sock it was, go buy about 12 of them and over the next month leave them in random places where he will find them
  4. Hey @rtjensen10, @jnaylor85 gave your protein powder to a homeless guy.
  5. @hannamurray218 @jnaylor85 @rtjensen10 He's a ginger and has no soul.
  6. @jnaylor85 @hannamurray218 Did you tell her @rtjensen10 is in her ward so she can stay away from him?
  7. @snacksident Everything I know about 9gag I learned on Reddit: reddit.com/r/funny//comme…
  8. @snacksident You'll never get spidered on 9gag
  9. @jnaylor85 @snacksident So you're gay by proxy :)
  10. @snacksident @jnaylor85, Jordan posts on Pinterest way more than I do. I also have a picture of him in bed with another dude #manwich
  11. @EricDSnider Agreed. Publishing headlines like that is a slippery slope.
  12. @snacksident @rixgerald He is obviously the chosen one.
  13. @hannamurray218 You should also grow a mustache. That'll really get you some dirty looks.
  14. .@tedneward just took our session from PG-13 to R #VSLive
  15. "Javascript doesn't suck, it's you that sucks" #vslive
  16. @NvizioN "The hardest part about this vacation was leaving an SC2 win streak behind". That's called a First World Problem.
  17. @Bobdunn Me! Oh wait. Nevermind.
  18. @hannamurray218 Trust your dad to turn hammer shopping into a special experience.
  19. @sunnyhunt It's better than "Poke Me"
  20. "This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."