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johnnyrizzle

Someone switched on England's Summer switch. 4 hours later I'm sunburnt. Oh well, start as I mean to go on I guess. 9:22 AM May 22nd via web
This venti mocha and venti moch frappuccino may have been a mistake. Unless heart palpitations and being all bouncy and jittery is normal. 7:08 AM May 18th via web
ryanqnorth A song made entirely out of Adventure Time sounds, it's rad! youtube.com/watch?feature=…! 4:43 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 25 others
MikeOBrienXOXO Goldblum episode can't be posted on yahoo front page cause of my curses. Please RT or tell a friend if u enjoyed it! screen.yahoo.com/jeff-goldblum-… 12:20 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 50 others
I wonder how many of my 502 Tweets to date are retweets. 490? Probably 490. Pls RT. 9:06 AM May 16th via web
Level500Boss Ha ha hey guys for a joke let's change our Twitter description to something self-deprecating. 9:01 AM May 16th via Microsoft Retweeted by johnnyrizzle
@hijinksensue I can't rule out me having done something stupid my end. Carry on! 6:38 AM May 16th via web in reply to hijinksensue
@hijinksensue Only started today though I think. Your Twittered links have been fine previously. 6:35 AM May 16th via web in reply to hijinksensue
@hijinksensue Not sure if you know, but your tracked links fail to load due to the Google utm querystrings. hijinksensue.com/2012/05/15/loc… works fine. 6:34 AM May 16th via web in reply to hijinksensue
Level500Boss Wait, so I have to be always online but the Blizzard servers don't? What the heck? 3:35 PM May 14th via Microsoft Retweeted by johnnyrizzle
What's the going rate for 20 minutes of Diablo non-play time? I demand a fractional refund of my £0! #D3 #D3launch #Error37 3:22 PM May 14th via web
ollymoss I didn't give a shit that Diablo 3 required a connection to play… until the servers wouldn't let me in on launch night. 3:10 PM May 14th via Tweetie for Mac Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 7 others
So many busy servers :( The betas, they did nothing! @BlizzardCSEU_EN #D3 D3launch 3:11 PM May 14th via web
YAY IT'S DISPATCHED NOW THANKS AMAZON CRISIS OVER PHEW sorry caps again i am too excited 7:17 AM May 14th via web
UMM AMAZON WHY HAS MY D3 CE NOT SHIPPED YET I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE I AM GETTING WORKED UP BUT I AM KINDA GETTING WORKED UP sorry caps 6:42 AM May 14th via web
It's internet show off your desk day today? Daaaaang. Is mine as pretty as these? netm.ag/Klmo0R twitpic.com/9kyu1h 4:12 AM May 14th via Twitpic
davea So Adele's '21' has sold more copies in 15 months than Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' in 29 years. But piracy is killing the music industry! 2:58 AM May 3rd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 5057 others
neiltyson I've tried to resist, but a galaxy far, far away has taken control of this tweet: "May the 4th be with you." 8:16 AM May 4th via TweetDeck Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 2671 others
Level500Boss Today's Game of Thrones joke: Why is Shae like a matryoshka doll? Because she comes with little people inside her. 2:53 AM May 4th via Microsoft Retweeted by johnnyrizzle
RobDenBleyker wow I cannot believe that each and every Avenger died at the end 8:51 PM May 3rd via web Retweeted by johnnyrizzle and 120 others

Name John Robinson
Location East Grinstead, United Kingdom
Web http://www.jmorob...
Bio I make websites. I play games. I do... things? I'm not very good at any of them.