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  1. Air Force One pulled over for speeding; was Obama singled out for "flying while black"?
  2. RT @GreenPlanetTwit RT @techchat RT @TheOnion: Palin Abdicates Gubernatorial Seat. What do you think? http://bit.ly/UhBet
  3. Thanks for the props! @Pesamob @AdrianEden @splitsecondmone
  4. RT @curiousjosh: How hetero are your tweets? http://bit.ly/38AGcP
  5. Though extremely popular, twittering during sex can actually be offensive to unhip lovers.
  6. Forget Obama vs. Palin. I want to see a debate between @naturalpubes and @ShavedBalls.
  7. Support IE6 Must Die, add a twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twibbon.com/join/IE6-Must-Die
  8. If a year's worth of tweets were laid end to end, they would still be incredibly inane.
  9. Seesmic has been beezay! They've just released Seesmic Desktop 0.4 AND a web client.
  10. Thanks for the mention! @dlloydthemlmpro
  11. Twitter user of the day: @naturalpubes is leading the fight against pubic shaving.
  12. If Bodyworlds comes to your city, don't let your girlfriend see it. Some of these cadavers have massive shlongs. http://tr.im/qFKK
  13. @PRJunkie Thanks! I have actually seen such a gorilla, but on a gas station, not a posh steakhouse.
  14. Marketing Tip: If you own a classy steakhouse, don't put a giant inflatable blue gorilla on the roof.
  15. Obama press conference interrupted by duck ringtone: http://tr.im/qtkA
  16. Man circumcises himself with nail clippers: http://tr.im/qtiO
  17. Naked man tells police he wasn't the same naked man seen walking around earlier: http://bit.ly/3FboAE
  18. World's ugliest dog contest: http://bit.ly/FtkJ1
  19. RT @funnyordie: Scientists should rename cockroaches as dongroaches. Or maybe wangbugs.
  20. Johnny Malmono on the Importance of Dreaming Big: http://tr.im/q3M3