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  1. Air Force One pulled over for speeding; was Obama singled out for "flying while black"? 5:33 PM Aug 3rd from web
  2. RT @GreenPlanetTwit RT @techchat RT @TheOnion: Palin Abdicates Gubernatorial Seat. What do you think? http://bit.ly/UhBet 10:53 AM Jul 28th from web
  3. Thanks for the props! @Pesamob @AdrianEden @splitsecondmone 9:52 AM Jul 24th from web
  4. RT @curiousjosh: How hetero are your tweets? http://bit.ly/38AGcP 5:02 PM Jul 21st from web
  5. Though extremely popular, twittering during sex can actually be offensive to unhip lovers. 7:35 AM Jul 21st from web
  6. Forget Obama vs. Palin. I want to see a debate between @naturalpubes and @ShavedBalls. 1:58 PM Jul 18th from web
  7. Support IE6 Must Die, add a twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twibbon.com/join/IE6-Must-Die 11:52 AM Jul 17th from web
  8. If a year's worth of tweets were laid end to end, they would still be incredibly inane. 3:22 PM Jul 13th from web
  9. Seesmic has been beezay! They've just released Seesmic Desktop 0.4 AND a web client. 12:06 PM Jul 11th from Seesmic
  10. Thanks for the mention! @dlloydthemlmpro 4:21 PM Jul 10th from Seesmic Desktop
  11. Twitter user of the day: @naturalpubes is leading the fight against pubic shaving. 10:31 AM Jul 4th from web
  12. If Bodyworlds comes to your city, don't let your girlfriend see it. Some of these cadavers have massive shlongs. http://tr.im/qFKK 1:54 PM Jul 2nd from Seesmic Desktop
  13. @PRJunkie Thanks! I have actually seen such a gorilla, but on a gas station, not a posh steakhouse. 9:34 AM Jul 2nd from Seesmic Desktop
  14. Marketing Tip: If you own a classy steakhouse, don't put a giant inflatable blue gorilla on the roof. 6:16 PM Jul 1st from web
  15. Obama press conference interrupted by duck ringtone: http://tr.im/qtkA 8:02 AM Jul 1st from Seesmic Desktop
  16. Man circumcises himself with nail clippers: http://tr.im/qtiO 7:58 AM Jul 1st from Seesmic Desktop
  17. Naked man tells police he wasn't the same naked man seen walking around earlier: http://bit.ly/3FboAE 2:48 PM Jun 29th from Seesmic Desktop
  18. World's ugliest dog contest: http://bit.ly/FtkJ1 2:38 PM Jun 29th from Seesmic Desktop
  19. RT @funnyordie: Scientists should rename cockroaches as dongroaches. Or maybe wangbugs. 2:20 PM Jun 28th from Seesmic Desktop
  20. Johnny Malmono on the Importance of Dreaming Big: http://tr.im/q3M3 8:49 AM Jun 28th from Seesmic Desktop
  • Name Johnny Malmono
  • Location Tehran
  • Bio I like film noir, Jose Cuervo, and girls who can't keep out of trouble.
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