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JohnnyFartPant5

  1. @PitbullPeebs At least I'm not alone in this odd situation. Gaming freedom is not as awesome as it should be. Dammit! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to PitbullPeebs
  2. Not working right now - totally housebound and yet only played 2hrs of gaming in past 7 days. WTF is Wong with me?#notlivingthedream about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. “@sickipediabot: The Only Ways Is Essex; Making girls believe being thick as fuck is attractive since 2010.” Girls take note - IT'S NOT! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  4. @theJeremyVine I had a dream that you were showing off to me with some huge home cinema speakers that you had stolen off of Jo Wiley! Eh?! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  5. Wifey just moaned at me for farting and waking up our new puppy. Damn you ass! The scrapes you get me in. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  6. Played Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier (360) in the last 24 hours. raptr.com/JohnnyFartPant… 5:46 PM May 27th via Raptr
  7. @KnifePrty2381 Oh thank god for that! I thought I'd imagined it with all the meds I'm on. Can't play Kinect, mate, I'm still disabled. 1:54 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to KnifePrty2381
  8. I was tired AND in pain. How does my Xbox know. 1:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  9. Anyone else had this? Whilst playing on 360 a notification popped up which said 'If you're tired or in pain, take a break.' Freaked me out. 1:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  10. My puppy just sniffed my butt as I farted for the 2nd time in a row and as I ripped he started sneezing. Oh how we laughed. #poorlilfecker 1:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  11. I've just turned on ITV & why the fuck is Geralt of Riveira (Witcher 2) chatting to Dermot O'Leary!? I'm so confused. 12:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  12. I unlocked the Just a Box achievement in Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier! raptr.com/JohnnyFartPant… 6:51 AM May 27th via Raptr
  13. Millionaire on the run: How the man who founded sftware giant McAfee ended up in hiding from police.. Dog runs meth lab bit.ly/JCsT0y 1:16 PM May 26th via MailOnline for iPad
  14. @Ph1ltheee Congratulations you svelte chap, you. Keep it up, guv. Not your cock. The weight loss. 8:56 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Ph1ltheee
  15. Wifey just took our new pup to the bedroom so that I can have peace to play games without distraction. Never fails to amaze me #Soulmate 8:54 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Gary
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  • Bio Move along now... nothing to see here....except a very cynical and jaded young fella. Ooh...I also love gaming so check out my blog please.
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