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JohnnyBarnstorm

  1. @thesp Any place where you can make it rain cocks is otherwise fine with me. :)
  2. @thesp I just think its mainstream media presence during the late 2000s far outweighed its actual proportion of the virtual world space.
  3. @thesp us.battle.net/wow/en/blog/32…
  4. @thesp Ooooookay.
  5. @allenmckee I think the last Smartest Man in the World was incomprehensible... he was waaaasted :)
  6. @jennatar I'm sure the dog will just look back at it and laugh one day.
  7. Listening to @stephenfry talk about video games on QI is unsettling, even if he's been in a bunch of 'em.
  8. @jennatar Fortunately I have a cat now so if I tried shenanigans like that I'd have a shredded face. Dogs just look resigned.
  9. I find the amount of legitimacy the media grants Second Life to be downright baffling.
  10. @jennatar What about blowing into her nose to make her cheeks go "blappt!"?
  11. Plus my kitten is shedding like crazy so I always feel cat hairs stuck to my face.
  12. Argh! 11 years in more arid climates has me unable to sleep in central Canadian summer humidity.
  13. The Escapist really seems to want me to buy ladies perfume and not vote for Wisconsin governor Walker.
  14. @allenmckee I don't think I'm gonna watch any SVU... ;)
  15. @savantasaurus Apparently it was Brooke Smith! (I was just twitter searching her.)
  16. @terrytorres Wait, wait... so some Twitter user ISN'T spreading nasty rumours about me? Glad I didn't click that link you sent me.
  17. @foureyedcub ironically whole milk would be lighter.
  18. @reddishcub Er, look like. Never mind.