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I'd better go check on that noise I heard coming from inside my neighbor's house.about 10 hours agofrom web
Where's that holiday commercial where the guy breaks into a house and burns it down while sipping Folgers?I miss that one.about 13 hours agofrom Twittelator
Should I spend my week off in an exotic locale or playing XBOX 360 on my couch, only getting up to tinkle and make pellets?about 13 hours agofrom Twittelator
Babies plural? You mean twins, or can you really rack the chamber that fast? RT @kiyannashanay can I have your babies in 2010?about 20 hours agofrom web
too many replies from peeps thinking I'm talking about Kim... I'm actually talking about the Sirius/XM publicist. Yah. I know.about 20 hours agofrom web
Sorry everyone. I'm just getting ready for 2010 when I stop letting these human barnacles take advantage of me.about 21 hours agofrom web
I see @kimkardashian at Sirius/XM and say hello like a gentleman and you want to spin a gossip story at my expense? Fuck you.about 21 hours agofrom web
Attention performers who are a guest in the Sirius/XM building: their publicist will sell out your every move to the NY Post. Thanks!about 21 hours agofrom Twittelator
It appears the review for Avatar has already leaked online. Though I have a link I will NOT be posting it.2:12 PM Dec 16thfrom Twittelator
Fans are already lining up to read the review some are calling "stunning," "groundbreaking."2:10 PM Dec 16thfrom Twittelator
After 10 years of waiting, Roger Ebert's Avatar review is finally released - and if early reports are true, it's unbelievable.2:04 PM Dec 16thfrom Twittelator
