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  1. Today tastes like honey lemon cough drops! 6:27 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  2. Hello my name is @John__Black, and I'm a Mountain-dewaholic. ....and I'm currently sauced!! #imjustsayin 12:02 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  3. I just came to the realization that it's my delusions of grandeur that are keeping me sane this year! #imjustsayin 11:01 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  4. "It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious." Oscar Wilde 10:58 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  5. NEW MOON KILLS KITTENS DAY 2: everytime someone mentions new moon or twilight on twitter or FB a kitten, somewhere, dies! <I just killed 3> 4:50 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  6. ....all these kittens are dying tonight for no reason. It's senseless. 8:37 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  7. Everytime someone mentions Twilight or New Moon on twitter a kitten dies. Google it. 7:31 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  8. Why is everone paging me 911. I know it's not an emergency. My pager is for serious drug deals!? 6:52 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  9. Does anyone have an extra pager? I think that if I had a pager I would truly be legitamate! Page me!!! 6:42 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  10. @KaraSanford oh don't ever stop twittering me or I will google you hard 6:30 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  11. Dear Twitter, I seriously don't use the word "filthy" or the word "bastards" enough! #thatisall 5:18 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  12. Dear Computer, Thank You for working properly! #ION the word "troubleshooting" sounds badass #thtisall 9:12 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  13. I have nothing "profound" to say today, but if I did do you think anyone would listen? #rhetoricalquestion 6:53 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  14. @burstingenergy I'm on a boat!?! 6:38 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  15. I'm tired of telling myself at least you have a job! When what I really want to say is I'm so over qualified for this!! #GAWDDAMNIT 6:32 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  16. @she_writes #butchorlipstick #pancakes 8:08 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to she_writes
  17. RT @kolchak: If Olive Garden didn't want me to have sex with these bread sticks they shouldn't have given me re-heating instructions. #TFH 8:03 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  18. @burstingenergy Sorry about that I thought you wanted my cold 1:11 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to burstingenergy
  19. Sometimes, I wonder how people can be such DICKS, that's when I look at the reasons why I am such a DICK and the just empathize with them 12:58 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  20. @Hard_Tellyn you out rank me in the twitter cursing war #goodfuckingjob #keepfuckingthatchicken #imjustsayin 10:50 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to Hard_Tellyn