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  1. It said.. "Your password must be at least 4 characters long" so my girlfriend chose: "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" ;-)
  2. You know you've been on the computer too long when you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to turn the page.
  3. If you saw your ex-wife and her lawyer drowning in a swimming pool, would you... go to lunch or the movies? ;-)
  4. Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth or the only truth. ~~Charles Anderson Dana
  5. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. ~~Charles Wadsworth
  6. "Right here, right now? " ♫ http://blip.fm/~9f6tp
  7. @TiffanyDow "Heal Your Potty Mouth" soon to be on sale at a shop near you.. :-)
  8. [ROFL] When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  9. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late. ~~Anonymous ;-)
  10. My favorite thing about the Internet: you see the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette
  11. @srolfe ..all work and no play makes makes for a dull day. ;-)
  12. @srolfe why not.. everyone should have something to smile about. :-)
  13. 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
  14. Hurricanes are named after women because they're wet & wild, but when they go, they take your house & car.
  15. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. ~~Peter De Vries
  16. On a Church Door: Enter the gate of Heaven by this door. (If locked because of the draft, use side entrance)
  17. Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome. ~~Arthur Ashe
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  20. I 'spose you had to be there. ;-) ♫ http://blip.fm/~9bv6h