John_M15
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Green bean casserole is "on-fire" at Google trends. Which works out well, since burning it seems like the right thing to do.
about 14 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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You'd think that they'd find another name for College Inn Broth. Sounds like collagen broth to me. Both are probably made the same way.
about 21 hours ago
from web
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The 38 pound Michael Jackson coffee-table tribute book should probably come with legs, so it could be used as a coffee-table.
about 22 hours ago
from web
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I find myself doing my work Twitter account before this one. When did things go so horribly wrong?
about 23 hours ago
from web
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They say to be careful about privacy settings on FB. Then again you can just post meaningless drivel like I do as an alternative strategy.
7:12 PM Nov 24th
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My stars don't stick, Facebook seems hosed; now all I need now is for my cable to go out to achieve the FAIL trifecta.
6:26 PM Nov 24th
from web
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I see Kia is bringing out a model called the Costanza. I'm assuming it's small, stocky, and cheap. Probably sets back its' own odometer.
4:50 PM Nov 24th
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Dear FarmVille friends: please keep your fertilizer to yourself. I'm pretty sure I can get a restraining order if necessary.
12:26 PM Nov 24th
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Just saw an ad for a new Michael Crichton book. Considering he died in '08, I seriously doubt I'll match THAT level of productivity today.
5:14 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Owen Wilson shilling for AT&T must mean that there wasn't a Baldwin brother available.
6:08 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Why, oh why did Monday have to live up to its' negative potential? It's not like I'd have been disappointed to have had a good day.
4:59 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Maybe it's me, but I have a really hard time ordering a "#1" or a "#2" at a fast food resturant.
11:28 AM Nov 23rd
from UberTwitter
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Please let this be the Monday that challenges all those stereotypes. And throw in a winning lottery ticket while you're at it.
5:07 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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AOL rolls out new look/identity as Aol.com. Lol
8:13 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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So are Doctors more hesitant to prescribe Cialis if you tell them you have no bathtub?
5:08 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Mangini is not afraid of criticism? Well THAT works out well.
4:51 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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If there was a "coulda/woulda/shoulda" column, The Jets would be having a respectable season. Even so, today was painful.
4:26 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Ah Sunday; a day we reflect on our faith & belief in miracles. For some this means religion. Unforfunately, I'm talking about the NY Jets.
5:30 AM Nov 22nd
from UberTwitter
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I'm a bit worried that I've done several butter related tweets. Am I becoming the Paula Dean of Twitter?
5:04 PM Nov 21st
from UberTwitter
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A healthy skepticism is one thing, but just accept that it's NOT butter.
12:54 PM Nov 21st
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- Name John Melhorn
- Location Edison, NJ
- Web http://johnslittl...
- Bio Joker, Blogger, Runner, Dog Lover, Music Fan, Apple aficionado, and Social Media Luddite
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