John_M15
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Windows 7? No, really; let me be clear, I had NOTHING to do with it.
about 7 hours ago
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In addition to all their others sins, Fox now puts fake DVR icons in their commercials, making me think my TiVo isn't working right.
about 10 hours ago
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I liked Joey Porter much better back in the day hanging around Dawson's Creek.
about 12 hours ago
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Heading out to meet dog found on Petfinder.com. Sorta like my version of a Craigslist hook-up.
about 17 hours ago
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I SO wish that I could hear the name Black Eyed Peas correctly. I always hear Black Guy Pees.
9:13 PM Nov 14th
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So freaking proud that my highest rated tweet features a prominent misspelling. Oh, so wonderful to live in the moment!
9:11 PM Nov 14th
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Damn it Fox; first you cancel Dollhouse and now you have a miniature Homer obnoxiously pop into every show? A pox on you!
7:17 PM Nov 14th
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So if I get the implication of the HTC phone commercial correctly, you get their phone & Facebook gives you a blowjob during a meeting?
4:53 PM Nov 14th
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Pizza Hut now has wings? Can't they be satisfied with the categories of food that they have bastardized already?
2:25 PM Nov 14th
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Just wondering why not even ONE of the Friday the 13th sequels was called Saturday the 14th?
7:44 AM Nov 14th
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NY Times has front-page article discussing usage of the word douche. Perhaps a sign of the apocalypse?
6:59 AM Nov 14th
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Jon & Kate Plus 8 to be replaced by Cake Boss? I guess I'll watch Cake Boss Plus 8 for a few episodes and give it a chance.
4:16 PM Nov 13th
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Gee how quaint. I just got a new phone book. Makes a great paper weight, but does anyone still use these? Too retro for my taste.
2:32 PM Nov 13th
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"You haven't talked on Facebook lately." Yes, there's a reason for that actually. And Facebook; please mind your own damn business.
8:02 AM Nov 13th
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Getting pounded by Ida sounds like more fun than it actually proves to be.
5:43 AM Nov 13th
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Friday the 13th; not all that unlucky. Unless you consider waking up cranky and in a creative void a bad thing.
5:08 AM Nov 13th
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Sure that dome thing is scary, but if Steven King wants to really terrify us, his next book should have mimes with bagpipes.
5:13 PM Nov 12th
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Wendy's, it's WAAAY better? Than a prostate exam, sure.
2:22 PM Nov 12th
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I find my ideas are much funnier in the shower. So please; grab your phone or PC, head to the shower & star away!
8:45 AM Nov 12th
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The US Mint once considered making doughnut shaped coins. Mmmm....coins!
6:45 AM Nov 12th
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- Name John Melhorn
- Location Edison, NJ
- Web http://johnslittl...
- Bio Joker, Blogger, Runner, Dog Lover, Music Fan, Apple aficionado, and Social Media Luddite
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