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  1. My Zombie costume just confused a lot of people yesterday.
  2. Sue Sylvester knows how LOST ends.
  3. I'm the real Locke. Jesus, I bet even Slim Shady didn't have to deal with this much confusion. #LOST
  4. People: Do not follow any other Locke than me...you might be getting tricked. #LOST
  5. Jacob says "help me" and now I'm going to kill him. Dr. Kevorkian is back and ready to assist! #LOST
  6. I'm the new Dr. Emmett Brown bitches. #LOST
  7. It's cool that alexsmokey has my back, but really, what else can happen to me? #LOST
  8. Yes. Yes I am bad ass. #LOST
  9. @brunablack If I were Romeo and you were my Juliet, you'd probably just die of cancer rather than intense love.
  10. If I was Kurt Cobain, Ben Linus would be my Courtney Love. #LOST
  11. Ben is such an asshole that he would rather kill me than watch me commit suicide. #LOST
  12. Afterwards I yelled out "DON'T SHAVE YOUR BEARDDD." At least he took that advice. #LOST
  13. Pushed out of building, shot twice, fallen of a cliff, fell down a well and now in a car wreck. Worst. Luck. Ever. #LOST
  14. @Kate_Austen I'd love to smash your face in.
  15. This sucks. I'm the first one who @Hugo_Reyes doesn't think is a ghost and he still runs away from me. Does my breath smell? #LOST
  16. @Sayid_Jarrah Are you working for Habitat for Humanity?
  17. Fuck. Wheelchairs. #LOST
  18. Of course the other side is going to win. I'm basically a bald, Napoleon/Jesus. #LOST
  19. Claire whined about child birth. I'd love to see her leg bone taken out and put back in again. #LOST
  20. My name is John Locke...and I want your BRAINNSSSSS (zombie mode) #LOST