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  1. @mikevan To answer your Question. The Monster on Lost is Me. SPOILER ALERT.
  2. @grapefrugten I do not count Tennis as a sport. So my answer is No!
  3. @ridleymcintyre It's probably because you are a pussy. Women love men who do things like open their own dojo and hang w/ teenage dudes
  4. Kreese is now taking questions about life, love, karate and all that bullshit. Submit yourself and be heard like a fist breaking a neck
  5. Whoever Vandalized the Cobra Kai Sign to Read Cobra Kock is officially banned from Life, effective immediately.
  6. Since Fallon is taking over Conan, I'm gunning for Carson. Here's my 1st try @ a monolog jk/ Madea was #1 at the BO...Why? I hear it sucks.
  7. @jimmyfallon Remember every guest is your enemy and an enemy deserves no mercy.
  8. @SenJohnMcCain Keep em coming. You crack me up. Who would've thought that 40 years ago when we were in the shit, one day we'd be Tweeting?
  9. I'm changing my signature move, now instead of Sweeping the Leg I'm going to tell my students to Swiffer the Leg! Hahahahahahahahaha!
  10. Dusty showed me his new Kindle. Thinking it was a Karate Brick, I broke it. I'm sorry Dusty.
  11. Saw Barack's State of the Union Speech..Not one mention of bailing out all the bankrupt Karate Dojos around the country. How could you?
  12. Robin Williams & John Travolta in OLD DOGS...I'm in Brother.Looks hysterical. I'm making the whole dojo go.
  13. Sean Penn Sweeped the Leg of Mickey Rouke tonight!
  14. I called it! The DUCHESS is AMAZING!
  15. The Independent Spirit Awards are like the Academy Awards for Ugly people.
  16. ATT: Cobra Kai Dojo is having an Oscar Party this weekend. Johnny and Dusty will be doing a karate demo that salutes the Oscars at 5PM SHARP
  17. KREESE'S OSCAR PICKS: ART DIRECTION: THE DUCHESS, if you don't think Michael Carlin & Rebecca Alleway did an amazing job you're an a-hole
  18. Just saw The Wrestler, man that guy is a Pussy!
  19. Anyone know where I submit my True Blood Fan Fiction online?
  20. I'm writing a self help book called, "You're a Loser, Deal with It: The Truth that everyone is secretly afraid to tell you."