John_Kreese
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I don't love you!
8:42 AM Oct 29th
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I just heard about about Michael Jackson. Wow! Crazy, right?
3:49 PM Jun 29th
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Just kicked someone with crutches to remind them how weak they are.
12:13 PM Jun 25th
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Some people thought we should of gotten out of vietnam sooner. I wish we stayed in. I had more ass kicking to do.
8:35 PM May 6th
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ATT: DOJO STUDENTS: Put your Used Shower Towels IN the Wicker Basket not on the floor next to it. I'm not your Mother. I'm your destroyer.
1:03 PM May 3rd
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Today's Assignment: Look one person in the eye and whisper, "I'm going to put you in a body bag" then walk away. Class Concluded. Good Luck.
10:32 AM Apr 28th
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Anyone else going to the Midnight Screening of FIGHTING tonight? I bought tickets for the whole dojo. I'm dressing up as Terrance Howard.
9:31 AM Apr 23rd
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I think I'll pass on celebrating Passover. Christians RULE!
4:33 PM Apr 9th
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Give a person a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach them karate then they'll kick they guy with the fish and eat for life.
4:49 PM Apr 7th
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If love is blind then impress your love with the sound of you fist breaking a board. If done correctly instant orgasm. Keep the Q's coming
9:43 AM Apr 6th
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In a dark room plotting and laughing menacingly about the demise of Daniel LaRusso with @ and Karate Superstar @
2:29 PM Apr 4th
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If try to kill me but then at the last second just squeeze my nose and make a honking noise. FYI I don't like that.
2:39 PM Apr 2nd
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What's the best Karate move for girls to learn? That's a trick question. Girls shouldn't learn Karate. Case in point Hillary Swank.
10:33 AM Mar 30th
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My shoulders got huge by smirking and shaking my head in disbelief every time that old man Miyagi said something stupid.
11:28 AM Mar 29th
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There are NO age limits in my dojo if you are old enough to crawl you're old enough to brawl. Fontanels be damned.
11:16 AM Mar 29th
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@ There are NO age limits in my dojo if you are old enough to crawl you're old enough to brawl. Fontanels be damned.
10:49 AM Mar 29th
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in reply to sweave
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@ Cobrai Kai doesn't run "Boot Camps" those things are for Metrosexuals and fans of AbFab. I teach Karate, for men by men
9:21 AM Mar 27th
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in reply to brentmetcalf
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@ The best way to get money is to enter local karate tournaments. Within a year, you could have literally hundreds of dollars
6:42 PM Mar 23rd
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@ The best way to hit a girl is in the throat.
2:54 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to astrotardjones
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@ My shoulders got huge by smirking and shaking my head in disbelief every time that old man Miyagi said something stupid.
4:36 PM Mar 14th
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in reply to ixiGEORGEixi
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- Name Sensei_John_Kreese
- Location Reseda, CA
- Web http://profile.my...
- Bio I am Vietnam Veteran who is a Karate Champion
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