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  1. I don't love you! #MyMomSaid
  2. I just heard about about Michael Jackson. Wow! Crazy, right?
  3. Just kicked someone with crutches to remind them how weak they are.
  4. Some people thought we should of gotten out of vietnam sooner. I wish we stayed in. I had more ass kicking to do.
  5. ATT: DOJO STUDENTS: Put your Used Shower Towels IN the Wicker Basket not on the floor next to it. I'm not your Mother. I'm your destroyer.
  6. Today's Assignment: Look one person in the eye and whisper, "I'm going to put you in a body bag" then walk away. Class Concluded. Good Luck.
  7. Anyone else going to the Midnight Screening of FIGHTING tonight? I bought tickets for the whole dojo. I'm dressing up as Terrance Howard.
  8. I think I'll pass on celebrating Passover. Christians RULE!
  9. Give a person a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach them karate then they'll kick they guy with the fish and eat for life.
  10. If love is blind then impress your love with the sound of you fist breaking a board. If done correctly instant orgasm. Keep the Q's coming
  11. In a dark room plotting and laughing menacingly about the demise of Daniel LaRusso with @TerrySilver and Karate Superstar @MikeBarnes
  12. If try to kill me but then at the last second just squeeze my nose and make a honking noise. FYI I don't like that.
  13. What's the best Karate move for girls to learn? That's a trick question. Girls shouldn't learn Karate. Case in point Hillary Swank.
  14. My shoulders got huge by smirking and shaking my head in disbelief every time that old man Miyagi said something stupid.
  15. There are NO age limits in my dojo if you are old enough to crawl you're old enough to brawl. Fontanels be damned.
  16. @sweave There are NO age limits in my dojo if you are old enough to crawl you're old enough to brawl. Fontanels be damned.
  17. @brentmetcalf Cobrai Kai doesn't run "Boot Camps" those things are for Metrosexuals and fans of AbFab. I teach Karate, for men by men
  18. @James_Riley The best way to get money is to enter local karate tournaments. Within a year, you could have literally hundreds of dollars
  19. @James_Riley The best way to hit a girl is in the throat.
  20. @GeorgeXJr My shoulders got huge by smirking and shaking my head in disbelief every time that old man Miyagi said something stupid.