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  1. @ruthakers Ruth, what the hell was that?!
  2. @Alyssa_Milano DYING to see your Castle episode!
  3. Oh God. It starts.
  4. @slummymummy9 Tip: Don't use a straw.
  5. @slummymummy9 An Inglorious Baster? (Sorry. Dumb. Made me chuckle.)
  6. @slummymummy9 You and I could triple the size of their database with our knowledge. Maybe they'll give us a prize!
  7. @kayteesays I just think it's awesome that you have an uncle named "Butch."
  8. @CaliLewis Luria, now that you've said that, you know you've just jinxed it!
  9. @slummymummy9 You and I were chipped from the same neurotic block. I'm passing Broadlands now, and I can feel your angst in my car.
  10. @goldman That would make a lot of sense, actually.
  11. SitorSquat app for iPhone, where have you been all my life?
  12. @Pink People can't handle reality, Pink. Revisionist history is so much shinier and easy to digest.
  13. @slummymummy9 Ooh. NOT confidence boosting.
  14. @ruthakers You set that up...didn't you?
  15. @slummymummy9 Brilliant.
  16. @ZacharyLevi ...and your use of the word "shiny" just made you infinitely awesome in my eyes. Can't wait for the new season!
  17. @slummymummy9 New York Lox. Discuss.
  18. @ruthakers Do they know you're tweeting about them? :-)
  19. @slummymummy9 ...BUT IT'S POISONOUS! (couldn't resist)
  20. @Emmajaynesays ...yet somehow eerily tasty.