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Just stood in line at RiteAid behind a Hungarian woman hurling racial epithets and a she-male with a voice like Barry White. It was awesome4:44 PM Nov 4thfrom Tweetie
No shit. Last night's win was like the vernal equinox. Come back Patrick Ewing... all is forgiven. RT @rainnwilson I miss the Knicks.4:54 PM Nov 3rdfrom web
Champagne is like diet coke for your head. It's good going down but leaves a lot of aftertaste. I want to rinse my skull...1:03 AM Oct 17thfrom web
Going to catch 'Good Hair.' Hope I used the right amount of relaxer...2:36 PM Oct 16thfrom Tweetie
just shook adam wests hand..and gave him a ssigned 2008 playboy thanking him 4 his epic awesomeness (via @AdrianneCurry) Hey how do I get 1?2:35 PM Oct 16thfrom Tweetie
The dude in Zombieland is doing a straight up Michael Cera impression.1:00 PM Oct 15thfrom Tweetie
I'm back in the saddle and gearing up to start the third season of Wipeout! I went to the course a couple of weeks ago and it's INSANE!!!1:50 PM Oct 14thfrom Tweetie
Happiness is an overstuffed couch. I can literally feel myself turning into my dad. I might go to sleep by 9 tonight...6:28 PM Oct 13thfrom Tweetie
They're gonna wait until the next season of Wipeout begins, but it was a great experience. I can't wait to see they way it looks.5:55 PM Oct 7thfrom Tweetie
Thanks to everyone at Millionaire! I had a blast. I'll keep everyone posted on when my episodes air, but it will probably not be til June.5:53 PM Oct 7thfrom Tweetie