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  1. @NJSally You bet! For 18 episodes...all summer long!
  2. Going to see 2012. Is it any good?
  3. @John_Henson did you have sex with the shemale? (via @lolonefnet) Not on the first date, man! I want to take this slow...
  4. Just stood in line at RiteAid behind a Hungarian woman hurling racial epithets and a she-male with a voice like Barry White. It was awesome
  5. No shit. Last night's win was like the vernal equinox. Come back Patrick Ewing... all is forgiven. RT @rainnwilson I miss the Knicks.
  6. What's up with you?
  7. To take a line from @John_Henson - Goodnite and big balls!!! God, I love wipeout!! (via @dreaming2defy)
  8. Few things in life are better than controling the remote.
  9. At Knotts Scary. Pretty awesome.
  10. @SarahKSilverman Don't...you'll be disappointed. About 65% of the movie is a montage...
  11. Champagne is like diet coke for your head. It's good going down but leaves a lot of aftertaste. I want to rinse my skull...
  12. Going to catch 'Good Hair.' Hope I used the right amount of relaxer...
  13. just shook adam wests hand..and gave him a ssigned 2008 playboy thanking him 4 his epic awesomeness (via @AdrianneCurry) Hey how do I get 1?
  14. The dude in Zombieland is doing a straight up Michael Cera impression.
  15. I'm back in the saddle and gearing up to start the third season of Wipeout! I went to the course a couple of weeks ago and it's INSANE!!!
  16. Happiness is an overstuffed couch. I can literally feel myself turning into my dad. I might go to sleep by 9 tonight...
  17. Just watched SNL from the writers room. Killer!
  18. Congrats to all the winners! Time for a cocktail!!!!!
  19. They're gonna wait until the next season of Wipeout begins, but it was a great experience. I can't wait to see they way it looks.
  20. Thanks to everyone at Millionaire! I had a blast. I'll keep everyone posted on when my episodes air, but it will probably not be til June.