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john_hendy

  1. MANAGING EXPECTATIONS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. #THEREISNT
  2. SAME HERE. RT @LAURENFLAX: I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL!!!!!! FUCK NORMALITY!!!!!!!
  3. NEED A VORTEX, STAT
  4. @MISSMAYN DITTO, UNFORTUNATELY.
  5. @GPELZ YOU MUST BE 30 OR OLDER, HUH.
  6. #FF @GPELZ FOR ALL YOU WIZ KHALIFA-RELATED NEWS.
  7. EITHER WAY, I'M SCARED.
  8. SO.... I'M PART OF THE ACT. #YIKES
  9. SORRY FOR TWEETING TOO MUCH. #SORRYFORPARTYING
  10. ONCE YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU'RE AN ADULT... FOREVER.
  11. LESS OPTIMISM, PLEASE. #CLUCKERS
  12. IT'S HARD TO BE A CRIMINAL WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK-SHIFT.
  13. WAS THERE. THIS IS ALL TRUE. RT @TFLN: (940): Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
  14. ARE WE FOLLOWING EACH OTHER FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES? CC @TWITTER