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  1. @chrisBoardman of course you should. You should offer your services and assure her of a good workout. You dirty bugger.
  2. Thinking there is a lot of creative milage in Ewoks. Yes, Ewoks. Anticipating legal ramifications.
  3. @aszolty have you got Opera too?
  4. Oh to be a fly on the wall #pokehackday . Go team @Tastebuddi
  5. @Tastebuddi That background is rocking! We are all WIN!!!
  6. My Poke hack team @Tastebuddi is making the most awesome progress on our 'flavour combination inspiration' website. We'll be live at 3pm!
  7. At an infants school panto. SOS, I repeat, SOS.
  8. @mikepearson You are of course quite right. I had fat, drunk fingers last night.
  9. This is the most civilized train home ever. Feel completely out oft depth. Come on people, where's the Afro!
  10. Drunk women and a banker becoming aggresive about being charged 5p for a plastic bag. This is London Bridge.
  11. The world is in bad shape. Will someone please stop these people breeding. http://bit.ly/23WyxW (via @its_amber)
  12. @ihavenomouth A McGangbang is a McChicken burger sandwiched inside a double cheeseburger. I am addicted. There I z it. I feel better. Not.
  13. Mo-mojito is born. In my drink-addled mind anyway.
  14. I am McGanginging like a deranged man again. It's so addictive. Shame is upon me.
  15. Sat next to a man on the train this evening who definately had the pig aids and no hanky. I'm doomed :(
  16. Numb face produces crooked mad-looking smile. And the spittle, well that makes me look rabid.
  17. @mrlomo You like horses don't you.
  18. @tobiec That's nothing. I've had someone sat next to me for a week who has endless taps, twitches and ticks. Hello Ritalin!
  19. Seek assistance: Oyster card refuses to show season ticket renewal. Obliged to pay £5 just to go to sodding London Bridge. Very frustrating.
  20. Sitting ot out on a blocked in bus as I can't walk on my plates of meat very well at the moment. 20 mins to go 20 metres!