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  1. @chrisBoardman of course you should. You should offer your services and assure her of a good workout. You dirty bugger. 11:56 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific in reply to chrisBoardman
  2. Thinking there is a lot of creative milage in Ewoks. Yes, Ewoks. Anticipating legal ramifications. 1:02 AM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  3. @aszolty have you got Opera too? 10:18 AM Dec 15th from Twitterrific in reply to aszolty
  4. Oh to be a fly on the wall #pokehackday . Go team @Tastebuddi 7:05 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  5. @Tastebuddi That background is rocking! We are all WIN!!! 5:27 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  6. My Poke hack team @Tastebuddi is making the most awesome progress on our 'flavour combination inspiration' website. We'll be live at 3pm! 4:01 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  7. At an infants school panto. SOS, I repeat, SOS. 9:25 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  8. @mikepearson You are of course quite right. I had fat, drunk fingers last night. 12:55 AM Aug 6th from Twitterrific in reply to mikepearson
  9. This is the most civilized train home ever. Feel completely out oft depth. Come on people, where's the Afro! 2:39 PM Aug 5th from Twitterrific
  10. Drunk women and a banker becoming aggresive about being charged 5p for a plastic bag. This is London Bridge. 2:27 PM Aug 5th from Twitterrific
  11. The world is in bad shape. Will someone please stop these people breeding. http://bit.ly/23WyxW (via @its_amber) 12:39 AM Jul 31st from Twitterrific in reply to its_amber
  12. @ihavenomouth A McGangbang is a McChicken burger sandwiched inside a double cheeseburger. I am addicted. There I z it. I feel better. Not. 4:37 PM Jul 30th from Twitterrific in reply to ihavenomouth
  13. Mo-mojito is born. In my drink-addled mind anyway. 3:57 PM Jul 30th from Twitterrific
  14. I am McGanginging like a deranged man again. It's so addictive. Shame is upon me. 3:55 PM Jul 30th from Twitterrific
  15. Sat next to a man on the train this evening who definately had the pig aids and no hanky. I'm doomed :( 12:13 PM Jul 21st from Twitterrific
  16. Numb face produces crooked mad-looking smile. And the spittle, well that makes me look rabid. 2:53 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
  17. @mrlomo You like horses don't you. 2:21 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to mrlomo
  18. @tobiec That's nothing. I've had someone sat next to me for a week who has endless taps, twitches and ticks. Hello Ritalin! 1:15 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to tobiec
  19. Seek assistance: Oyster card refuses to show season ticket renewal. Obliged to pay £5 just to go to sodding London Bridge. Very frustrating. 12:35 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
  20. Sitting ot out on a blocked in bus as I can't walk on my plates of meat very well at the moment. 20 mins to go 20 metres! 1:14 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific