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  1. Is going into hiding. How's that Witness Relocation thing work? about 9 hours ago from web
  2. @DecaturFilms That'll be fun...or should be. He's cool in a weird way. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to DecaturFilms
  3. @DecaturFilms Oh, that's interesting. Might be funny, didn't know he did stand-up! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to DecaturFilms
  4. @DecaturFilms Who's there? Greg Warren's playing Mason City Limits on the 26th. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to DecaturFilms
  5. @DecaturFilms What are you doing over here...in the muck? God it's a nasty, muddy mess! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to DecaturFilms
  6. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! about 10 hours ago from web
  7. Today might be the slowest day in history. Time seems to have stopped! about 10 hours ago from web
  8. Attention all you 'round central Illinois bitching about all the rain. I have one word for you...ICE. Just be thankful & shut up. about 14 hours ago from web
  9. Why is it that none of you here have asked what to get me for Christmas? I hope you're talking amongst yourselves to avoid duplication! 2:17 PM Dec 22nd from web
  10. RT @ebertchicago: 58 Things I Learned from Watching "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" http://j.mp/6GdVnn 10:37 AM Dec 22nd from web
  11. It's beginning to look a lot like the Tuesday before Christmas. 10:31 AM Dec 22nd from web
  12. I just want you to use my lack of anything important or newsworthy to make me a star @eonline. 10:27 AM Dec 22nd from web
  13. Sorry @eonline...not implying you're idiots...I mean whoever decided Frank Langella not dating Barbara Walters was news. 10:26 AM Dec 22nd from web
  14. @eonline...I am also not dating @Alyssa_Milano. How's that for a scoop! Hard to appreciate pop culture when it's controlled by idiots. 10:25 AM Dec 22nd from web
  15. @eonline...here's an exclusive akin to Langella/Walters & their lack of dating. I have zero insider information on "Spider Man 4". 10:22 AM Dec 22nd from web
  16. RT @archives_gov: Richard Nixon met Elvis Presley 39 years ago this week. Come to a special event commemorating this in January: Rich... ... 10:21 AM Dec 22nd from web
  17. Yahoo...filed under latest news, Frank Langella is NOT dating Barbara Walters. If that's news...Hey @eonline I'm not dating Rose McGowan! 9:54 AM Dec 22nd from web
  18. Please step closer to the microphone and repeat your question. Thank you. 9:45 AM Dec 22nd from web
  19. I have no idea what you're saying. Please speak more clearly. 3:30 AM Dec 22nd from web
  20. Never thought I'd be impressed by a Cleveland Brown but...Jerome Harrison! Wow! 6:06 AM Dec 21st from web