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JohnTheBastard

  1. @ConOat Parish is closed an hour early? WTF? 42 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  2. Thanks, Jade. #blue mlkshk.com/p/G78L about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  3. The Ambassador has every flavor of Pinnacle Vodka. Free insulin backs. about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  4. Mushroom. Opal Creek, Oregon. mlkshk.com/p/G5TN 6:56 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS from Gates, OR
  5. @antichrista I thought the whole point of having more money than you could ever spend is never having to eat at Outback Steakhouse. 11:08 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS from Eugene, OR in reply to antichrista
  6. @haphap47 Yes, lemme know when the dates are getting close. Also btw, there’s Pok Pok in NYC now… a bit closer to you. 10:05 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS from Eugene, OR in reply to haphap47
  7. @haphap47 Awesome, what’s on the agenda? 5:29 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR in reply to haphap47
  8. Benedictine and Blackstrap. You're welcome. (Direct thanks to @teardroplounge) 12:17 AM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  9. @ryhei You're thinking of the Pimento guy. 11:11 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ryhei
  10. Just ate everything on the menu, except the pig ears which were sold out. Thanks for an awesome meal, everyone @TheBentBrick. 9:30 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  11. Jenga Column @TheBentBrick mlkshk.com/p/G02J 7:16 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  12. @jaejr hey, I'm no rat. 3:26 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR in reply to jaejr
  13. @jaejr at bacardi luncheon. you'd love this. most everyone liked @donq better in the blind tasting. 1:48 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  14. ~@csfrankel is Monster X-presso bombing through 8 amaros @BeakerandFlask. 9:03 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
  15. @brandedbyhuys @dropkickdesign Don't love the particular crowd Doug Fir draws, but it's a good space. But I'd go for Mississippi Studios. 4:53 PM May 21st via web in reply to brandedbyhuys
  16. @brandedbyhuys @dropkickdesign I think you mean the Crystal Ballroom. 4:43 PM May 21st via web in reply to brandedbyhuys
  17. @peat The legal system could probably be proven to completely emulate any computer stuck in a BSOD. 4:30 PM May 21st via web in reply to peat
  18. @peat I think I can answer that. 4:06 PM May 21st via web in reply to peat
  19. "Go look at x on facebook" is the ultimate troll. 2:47 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR