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  1. Q. What's the difference between the #Vikings and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar 4:35 AM Dec 29th from web
  2. Hey,TSA,if it looks like a duck,sounds like a duck,walks like a duck,and pays for its 1 way ticket in cash,it's a terrorist duck. #tcot 4:25 AM Dec 29th from web
  3. Jan & I played w/ our new wii for hours last night. My first gaming system @ almost 42 years old. Lots of fun! 4:47 AM Dec 27th from web
  4. RT @BlackMagic63: $50 says AG Holder will pursue passengers who took down would-be terrorist on that flight. #tcot #p2 4:42 AM Dec 27th from web
  5. RT @kevin_nealon: Nevermind how he managed to get on the plane with the explosives. How did he manage to get on the plane with that name??? 4:40 AM Dec 27th from web
  6. RT @FloridaJayhawk: When Catholics Start Blowing Up Planes I Will Call Them Catholic Terrorists 4:38 AM Dec 27th from web
  7. RT Mexico by Jimmy Buffett @FrancesAlgeo Going to Mexico in less than 20 days I need song suggestions for my cruise playlist 4:37 AM Dec 27th from web
  8. During 2009 I have learned that with the help of Facebook and Twitter I can tick off a lot of people by 6 a.m. 5:07 AM Dec 26th from web
  9. U suppose Harry Reid wanted to be able to say that he voted against it befor he voted for it? #tcot #gop 5:17 AM Dec 24th from web
  10. Q:What does a liberal give his kid for Christmas? A:YOUR bike. #tcot 7:42 PM Dec 23rd from web
  11. RT @SoccerSealUSA RT @savethiscountry: RT @Federalist84: @glennbeck Detroit in RUINS! (Crowder goes Ghetto) http://tinyurl.com/yht4x3k 4:35 AM Dec 22nd from web
  12. 2 bad more Americans know what happened on Survivor last night than what happened in the Senate over the weekend. #tcot 3:57 AM Dec 21st from web
  13. tought wife 2 play Blackjack last night on our casino computer game.She lost $25k.Im so cheap I even get nervous losing imaginary money 4:54 AM Dec 20th from web
  14. RT @RealScottBaio: http://twitpic.com/ubcct - I have no words for this pic. 4:31 AM Dec 20th from web
  15. Salvation Army and Marines do a great job with Toys For Tots. Please help them if you have not already. 6:52 AM Dec 18th from web
  16. RT @CruiseLog: Downturn? What downturn? For year, Carnival had net income of $1.8 billion, making it most profitable leisure travel comp ... 6:40 AM Dec 18th from web
  17. RT @CruiseLog: BREAKING: Carnival Corp. reports better than expected 4Q earnings of $193 million, or 24 cents a share. 6:39 AM Dec 18th from web
  18. RT @dailyobamajokes: Joe Biden slipped a dime in the parking meter and cried, "My god! I weigh an hour!" 5:26 AM Dec 18th from web
  19. RT @sportsminute: Percy Harvin could miss another game due to a migraine. That's the difference between a Minnesota Viking and a real Vi ... 2:24 PM Dec 17th from web
  20. The best gifts you give for Christmas are the ones for which you expect nothing in return. 6:12 AM Dec 17th from web