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JohnSeaborn

  1. @Bitspitter @mrs_ornery @sensestorm @pogsandjello I am not @ghostbutts. But... thanks?
  2. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World looks smart, funny, sweet, and romantic and there is no way in hell I will ever see it.
  3. @Bitspitter Indeed! I love this hashtag. #TastyGumbo
  4. @Bitspitter To have any one flavor, I meant. The huge mixture of flavor IS the flavor.
  5. @Bitspitter Yeah, that's what I said.
  6. @kshilcutt Too multi-faceted. The rednecks, the artisans, the brosephs, the musicians, the artists, the cops, they're all equally Houston.
  7. @TheWatermarks You weren't talking to me. Unless you mean you sometimes randomly remark "Amazing" in relation to me, in which case: cool!
  8. Can we not have a regular fucking grown-up protest? We have to put on costumes and play-act like little kids? peoplesworld.org/activists-abuz…
  9. @xomelissamac Make sure you get her a bedazzled jean jacket while you're there.
  10. @luckyshirt I thought they were pretty gouda.
  11. @AaronEchegaray Hey man!
  12. @kylejack Plus thanks to all the attack ads recently I'm afraid that NONE OF THEM ARE TRUE CONSERVATIVES. D:
  13. @snickerswiggle Aaaaaaahahahahahaha! Hahaha! Ha.
  14. @snickerswiggle I hope she at least bought something laughable.
  15. @chrissyteigen And every now and then almost purchasing some kind of pet online, and then canceling at the last second with a heavy sigh.
  16. @gmorsh Perhaps a combination thereof. Like, cartoony, but 70's psychedelic Ralph Bakshi cartoony.
  17. @kittenfc <3 back.
  18. @gmorsh Hey come on, I want epic, not cartoony.
  19. @kirbyjohnson Sweet.