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  1. So um. Cuban cigars? may or may not be completely awesome and smooth, the best cigars I've ever had. You know, if I smoked embargoed goods.. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  2. Drinking in Harco. Among friends... about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Fuck Jacob and Edward. Team Helsing, mother fuckers. 9:12 PM Nov 27th from web
  4. Man, fuck feelings. 5:00 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. Me: "Good Morning." Rachel of Walmart "I guess it's a good morning." Then she laughed at me for buying Phantom of the Opera. 8:44 AM Nov 27th from mobile web
  6. All i want to do today is explain a thousand time where 'your wife and baby' are. Thanks family. You're the reason i drink. 11:43 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  7. Great night with great friends last night! Off to the uncles' for Thanksgibbons dinner 10:45 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  8. After 6 mugs of beer, I'm a third the way done my pitcher of 50/50 firefly vodka/lemonade 5:50 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  9. I won at big buck safari. Looks like Kurt is buying the first round of shots... 4:16 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  10. Tonight, it's Turtle Time! Half price wings, Ballyhoo, good friends, and Matt. Lol J/K Matt 10:22 AM Nov 25th from mobile web
  11. A pepperoni cheese and crackers cup from wawa. How fucking fancy can this guy get? 10:50 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  12. Best black friday deal yet; Sharp 46" 1080p LCD tv, 1 year warranty. Only $699. I shall call it mine! Or Henry. I shall call Henry mine! 10:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. New word everybody; stereolarious. Hilarious because it's stereotypical, but just happened. 8:40 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. I've decided I need a Droid... 3:48 PM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  15. 2 hours is never enough... 1:00 PM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  16. begin 2 hrs incommunicado 10:50 AM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  17. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire escape. 7:21 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  18. Dear this chicken, sorry you're dead and all, but you taste fucking incredible. Love John 6:14 PM Nov 20th from mobile web
  19. @ashashBaby Awwww, do you like the movie? 1:24 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to ashashBaby
  20. Fuck New Moon. That is all. 7:52 PM Nov 19th from mobile web