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JohnParkes

  1. Tripadvisor bestows us with a lovely "certificate of excellence" for this year! In the words of Monty Burns:... fb.me/1NjV2CZGP 3:54 AM May 27th via Facebook
  2. New review: "the only fault I can find is the fact that there are no faults" - you're too kind!!!!... fb.me/1GfhsRAN7 2:01 AM May 24th via Facebook
  3. @Joey7Barton surely if he's writing your autobiography then it's a biography? If you write it yourself its an auto biography #cluesinthename 11:32 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Joey7Barton
  4. Last minute breaks still available: May & June just 210 GBP or 260€ for 2 people. 3:36 AM May 21st via Facebook
  5. I think every business wishes they could write their own reviews, but even if we could they wouldn't be as good... fb.me/1NeGVF2L9 9:10 AM May 18th via Facebook
  6. @RobbieSavage8 @rioferdy5 hodgson needs to take JT so he doesn't have to poke his own missus 11:25 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RobbieSavage8
  7. Las Vistas Beach......... fb.me/1OHjg5MQ2 6:23 AM May 15th via Facebook
  8. It's absolutely boiling over here in Tenerife and here's why: this is a satelite image of the Canary Islands, as... fb.me/CXnvl2yw 6:10 AM May 14th via Facebook
  9. @piersmorgan but still better than arsenal.... 10:43 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to piersmorgan
  10. @Joey7Barton ruined the game mate sort your life out! 8:24 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Remember that if you book for May and June you get your request guaranteed - plus it's our cheapest time of your... fb.me/1W3unfSNU 8:08 AM May 11th via Facebook
  12. @Smurf180 thanks a lot! 3:50 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Smurf180
  13. @Smurf180 @rockstar_13_ whoops it's palomabeach.com 3:45 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Smurf180
  14. @Smurf180 @rockstar_13_ thanks Chris, the website is palamabeach.com 3:39 AM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Smurf180
  15. 1 million euros mansion for sale at around half price!... fb.me/11wjpv67e 7:39 AM May 6th via Facebook
  16. Quick shout to anyone coming over soon , remember to check out our good friends bar around the corner TAYLORS... fb.me/1Xoc3SycA 6:23 AM May 6th via Facebook
  • Name John Parkes
  • Location Los Cristianos, Tenerife
  • Web http://www.paloma...
  • Bio When I was 4 years old my teachers wrote that I preferred to play in the sand pit than get on with my work, fast forward 20 odd years and things haven't changed
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