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JohnNoodles

  1. R.I.P. Batista you were a good dude thanks for Riding tips next ride is for you
  2. Kings #bandwagon
  3. Watching a #mooneyraunch in Toms River
  4. Rangers are done... All you sports fans can post again for the Yankees continue your front running #bahaha
  5. Rangers win !
  6. I'm staring at a women with bedazzled jeans. #whitetrash
  7. How do people in NYC still smoke after seein these horrific ads shit they should warn people before they come on
  8. @ZackRyder you weren't on Monday night Raw yet Rex and Hawkins were #areyouseriousbro
  9. Am I too late for the Rangers bandwagon?
  10. #wwwyki #budlightlime instagr.am/p/K_5--enZmY/
  11. #budlightlimes on the stoop #wwwyki
  12. Anyone wanna see Adelita's Way in NJ. $10 Starland
  13. At the vet with Chewy sigh
  14. #coltofpersonality
  15. worst thing you can ever put in your body sour milk... I am sick to my stomach
  16. Could go for a Bud Light Lime #broski
  17. Macho Man Randy Savage was one of my childhood heroes its been a year since his passing #machoman will live forever
  18. RT @TheRealAlSnow To err is human, to arr is pirate.
  19. I am in hell
  20. Facebook trades 82 million shares in 30 seconds! On a related note i just received $3.23 cash back from Discover card! It pays to Discover!