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JohnNess

  1. @sarah_sprague Well that's perfect. You on Twitter > Siri.
  2. @sarah_sprague BRB going to buy whatever car does this.
  3. Pitch to @SharkTankABC: Button on keychain that cracks car windows one inch so @mcuban's seat doesn't turn to hot tarmac like mine has. #Ow
  4. Like a fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head? #AirConditionerInstallation instagr.am/p/LEAQGKySl2/
  5. @sarah_sprague Just downloaded it. Thanks for the nudge.
  6. @sarah_sprague Or a ten-minute read. I appreciate the way #NPR makes it easy to get the story however.
  7. @moneyries Thanks! #TeamApocalypticCannibal
  8. @moneyries The "On" in "On the Road" is a very important preposition. One book is about benzedrine, the other about apocalyptic cannibals.
  9. They should call it Five Hour Energy Unless You Have a Teething Baby In Which Case There Is No Hope For You This Life Preserver Is An Anchor
  10. @jon_bois To be fair, they're not all by Rob. He used tracing paper and on old issue of Ronin on at least one of those.
  11. Great to see @toddrichissin booting this account up again for the general RT @IAElection2012 Obama in Des Moines today aol.it/JfBZtR
  12. [Plays opening riff of Jane Addiction's "Stop!" in head] RT @Lola_Star_: Opening of the beach ceremony in Coney Island happening now.
  13. @edsbs That's some primo Whedon you're about to imbibe. Enjoy.