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@sarah_sprague Well that's perfect. You on Twitter > Siri. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarah_sprague
@sarah_sprague BRB going to buy whatever car does this. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarah_sprague
sarah_sprague @JohnNess That already exists. You just have to hit the lock button the twice or something. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to JohnNess Retweeted by JohnNess
Pitch to @SharkTankABC: Button on keychain that cracks car windows one inch so @mcuban's seat doesn't turn to hot tarmac like mine has. #Ow about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Like a fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head? #AirConditionerInstallation instagr.am/p/LEAQGKySl2/ 1:12 PM May 25th via Instagram
laurenist #STOPKONY nets $50 million for U.S. military operations in LRA-affected areas per NDAA Senate mark. politi.co/JrLDhK (via @mvpoff) 7:46 AM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by JohnNess and 2 others
MsLaurenRae Has anyone heard an update on broken Facebook pages? 7:35 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by JohnNess
mfoley76 @SaveThePicayune RT @broussardbrian So #Nola has highest proportion of residents who read paper&u decide 2 stop printing? Makes total sense. 9:03 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JohnNess and 2 others
ShortFormErnie Problem for the Times-Picayune publishers: Not everyone in #NewOrleans has broadband yet. cl.ly/Gu3f 5:35 AM May 25th via Echofon Retweeted by JohnNess and 2 others
@sarah_sprague Just downloaded it. Thanks for the nudge. 5:35 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to sarah_sprague
@sarah_sprague Or a ten-minute read. I appreciate the way #NPR makes it easy to get the story however. 8:36 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sarah_sprague
sarah_sprague Good interview on NPR's Tell Me More today with SI's Pablo Torre about transgendered athletes in the Olympics, NCAA. n.pr/KeNGoA 8:12 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by JohnNess
@moneyries Thanks! #TeamApocalypticCannibal 1:55 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to moneyries
@moneyries The "On" in "On the Road" is a very important preposition. One book is about benzedrine, the other about apocalyptic cannibals. 1:34 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to moneyries
They should call it Five Hour Energy Unless You Have a Teething Baby In Which Case There Is No Hope For You This Life Preserver Is An Anchor 12:54 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
daveweigel This sentiment needs a chart RT @benhjacobs: Twitter was better when @fivethirtyeight wasn't finishing his book 12:13 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by JohnNess and 6 others
@jon_bois To be fair, they're not all by Rob. He used tracing paper and on old issue of Ronin on at least one of those. 10:03 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to jon_bois
Great to see @toddrichissin booting this account up again for the general RT @IAElection2012 Obama in Des Moines today aol.it/JfBZtR 9:56 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
[Plays opening riff of Jane Addiction's "Stop!" in head] RT @Lola_Star_: Opening of the beach ceremony in Coney Island happening now. 7:10 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@edsbs That's some primo Whedon you're about to imbibe. Enjoy. 7:00 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to edsbs

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