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  1. Homeowners associations: You will never find a fouler source of scum and villainy http://bit.ly/6MQVLe
  2. Cormac McCarthy's typewriter, a bargain at $20k http://bit.ly/5rKsIG
  3. New video of Marilyn Monroe sitting on a couch, smoking, playing with the girls. http://bit.ly/8SLUb1
  4. I am intrigued about the Harlem Choir cancelling on Glenn Beck http://bit.ly/6UQyg1
  5. @maggiehendricks Not an issue. She considers Billy Zabka a model sportsman.
  6. New playground. We played Bicycle Kick Dad in the Throat http://twitpic.com/rhw84
  7. Aaaaaaamd here's the gate to the playground. Balls. http://twitpic.com/rhsbv
  8. Out: shopping for wife's Xmas. In: shopping for something Bug left by the crossroads. Repeat for next 25 days http://twitpic.com/rhrjd
  9. Tip: Ya don't have to give up hipster buttcrack jeans when you become a parent, but don't wear 'em on travel day w/all its attendant bending
  10. Home. Where this cd player works the AM radio and this cd player works the cd's http://twitpic.com/r0oqm
  11. British captions ... suck RT @greatbarstoolio: At least this hasn't happened to me today. http://is.gd/521Xe
  12. Back from trip to UK. Stomach demands second breakfast.
  13. Will folks in DC ever get tired of screwing over Pat Tillman? http://bit.ly/9X4J9
  14. Cormac McCarthy, golf pro. http://pic.gd/48b4ac
  15. Doe, a deer hit by a car so hard it mounted to the grill. When peeled off, Doe ran right into a Deleware driveby: http://bit.ly/20K7Z2
  16. (No.) RT @jeskeets: Outrage in Washington over Obama's Japan bow — http://bit.ly/3M3mir (Seriously?)
  17. Any conversation with a customer service rep that begins with "Who told you that?" is going to end happily for all parties.
  18. The best 1.5 sentence summation of the Bengals-Stiller series around: http://bit.ly/4iPZDF
  19. Fixed. RT @themightymjd: New @ The Corner » The Cincinnati Bengals: Now with *10*% more swagger! http://bit.ly/4hSRLq
  20. Daughter napping, time to vent the spleen: Just explained to subcontinental customer serviceperson that she works for a den of jackals.