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JohnMoynes

  1. @murphydara And your owner should have kept you on a leash. 32 minutes ago via web in reply to murphydara
  2. @OwensDamien Hey, not so close. I don't want to catch it. 35 minutes ago via web in reply to OwensDamien
  3. @OwensDamien The internet. We're very sympathetic to ancient spotty types. 36 minutes ago via web in reply to OwensDamien
  4. @mcj66 I thought Cyum Dyayne WIth Mai was a join Welsh/Vietnamese guerilla movement. 42 minutes ago via web in reply to mcj66
  5. @paddycullivan Cutlery can be rented at a reasonable price. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to paddycullivan
  6. @paddycullivan Does every guest get their own drawer in case the doorbell rings? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to paddycullivan
  7. @SineadRyan @ashleymnunn Oh, by the way, that whole ziplock thing, you are both forgiven. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to SineadRyan
  8. @P4ulypops I've no idea. But probably. Can't think of anything in Irish it might derive from. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to P4ulypops
  9. @P4ulypops We've a better phrase. "I've a real goo on me for X". Where X is a food or drink. But let's face it, normally a drink. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to P4ulypops
  10. @P4ulypops What is it, though? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to P4ulypops
  11. @cripesonfriday I like what you've done with your nose. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to cripesonfriday
  12. @SineadRyan @Kitchen72 People who are dead inside. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to SineadRyan
  13. Top marks to #Nationwide for including the line "I love to sit and play with myself." about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Is it time we stopped issuing stamps for special occasions and instead adopt commemorative smileys? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. @unakavanagh Maybe it's time you went inside the restaurant. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to unakavanagh
  16. @P4ulypops Hullishing? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to P4ulypops
  17. @robmanuel I'm terribly fond of my cheap old watch. The last time I replaced the strap it cost more than the watch did brand new. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to robmanuel
  18. @robmanuel Interesting retro watch. It somehow out old-schools the chronometre. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to robmanuel
  19. My tour of Indonesia has been cancelled after protests by Islamists. Printing all my posters on bacon was a bad idea. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®