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  1. Anybody got any papers?
  2. I finally figured out how many houses I have. I wrote down the number here somewhere. Hmmm, can't seem to find it. I'll go look......
  3. I am McTaint, Hear me scream.
  4. I laid down for a little nap in October and turns out i ended up in a coma for three months. Damn.
  5. So, where did everybody go?
  6. Campaigning is getting nastier and it's about time. I'm a maverick, see? Mavericks do maverick things. Mo' mavericking, mo' money.
  7. I'm a great gambler, and I love to play craps with Sindy's beer money. http://tinyurl.com/mccraps
  8. It's happening soon! Join me at 1286 Folsom St. at 9th as i host the debate. Stay for the Sarah Palin lookalike contest! Doors at 5pm, BYOB.
  9. No, it's not true that i have to wear a diaper. Though, they spelled my name wrong. http://www.doesmccainwearad...
  10. Alright, i guess i will show up to the debate. Join me at my debate party Friday night at 1286 Folsom St, in SF, at 5pm, debate at 6pm.
  11. let's just call this whole thing off. this is about America's future after all.
  12. We must stay the course. Everything will turn out OK. Change is hard, remember. We must trust our secret leaders. And the Fed.
  13. Sure, I'll take those pills. I'm sure they're gonna help me. I trust my fellow Americans. And my Treasury Secretary, Herr Paulson.
  14. The fundamentals of the economy are fundamentally still sorta strong, at least on a fundamental level. Fun-da-mental sure is fun to say.
  15. The real reason i want to delay the debate is that my gout is acting up again. I don't even want to mention my hives breakout!
  16. flossing my teeth with T-Bills
  17. I believe in small government. The Fed and the Treasury are examples of small government. Last time i was in jail they bailed me out too.
  18. This can't be a new Great Depression. My friends, back in the day we didn't even have antidepressants. It's the economy, stupid!
  19. I just wish the damned media would drop this Troopergate thing! I don't even like Star Trek.
  20. I don't know what all this fuss over the economy is all about. America is going great! Trust your secret leaders, and the Fed.