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JohnMcQuiston

  1. Unscientific sign of improving economy: Notice how many more car commercials you see on TV.
  2. @jsass42 I think someone has hacked your account.
  3. Overheard: "He's so behind the times he thinks hip hop is something you do with a jump rope."
  4. Dear Kitty: We will agree that it's OK for you to lick water out of the toilet, but that it's NOT OK for you to lick food off of my plate.
  5. Probably not the kind of predator they hoped he'd be. RT @VictoriaLim #Predator WR charged with attempted murder clickorlando.com/news/Predator-…
  6. So what? Tell me about Brian and Freddie. RT @ABC The #Queen You Don't Know: 20 Surprising Facts About Elizabeth II abcn.ws/MzDGFC
  7. Do not believe the one about the rolling pin! RT @ABC 25 Easy Ways to Flatten Your Belly by Summer abcn.ws/LOW68S
  8. Also, he credits cabbage for curing shin splints. My story today. RT @mysuncoast Sarasota man runs 3,273 mi for charity bit.ly/KIL8KQ
  9. Complaint filed with US Labor Dept. RT @Reuters Florida toughest state on jobless benefits: nonprofit groups reut.rs/Lweugc
  10. I can't take that question seriously. RT @TIME Will Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson ever be taken seriously as actors? ti.me/LB18mt
  11. Relieved to read my cat won't poison herself drinking from the toilet. But she hates when I sit on her "water dish." m.petmd.com/blogs/fullyvet…
  12. Flattery is like a placebo. It can work even when it's not real.
  13. Curious about where stories about unemployment -- like this news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/… -- come from? They come from here: data.bls.gov/pdq/querytool.…
  14. Sarasota's Siesta Key Beach's reign as "America's Best Beach" ends. Dr. Beach picks Coronado Beach in Calif. for 2012. drbeach.org
  15. What about the rest of the plane? RT @mysuncoast Plane door lands on South Florida golf course bit.ly/KGwTpW
  16. You wanna supersize that? Apparently they don't even have to ask any more. mcqueue.blogspot.com/2012/05/yet-ca…
  17. But did he get rid of the kidney stone? RT @ABC Man admitted to hospital for kidney stone, discovers he's a woman abcn.ws/KGhy95
  18. Very entertaining. 33 perfectly-timed photos, some possibly not Photoshopped: boredpanda.com/perfectly-time…
  19. Germophobe alert! RT @TIME: Don't touch that faucet! These are the 6 dirtiest places in your office: ti.me/K0D6Sj