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  1. Whatever shall I write about today? I have, like, four different balls in the air. Whichever I catch first will be in the paper tomorrow.
  2. Go Clyde's today and order the salmon or the tomato salad. A portion benefits Send a Kid to Camp. Or just donate: http://bit.ly/9zruh
  3. Ah, trash day! Our weekly purge. It's as satisfying as a nice bowel movement.
  4. I'm happy to report: No cavities! But I've got that dull headache that comes from a vigorous teeth cleaning: all that scraping and poking.
  5. Column: Die, computer, die! Or: the annoyance of having to change your effing password every three months http://bit.ly/12Yzs0
  6. And Red Oak Dr. closed at Crosby in Silver Spring, near Dale Drive. Excitement!
  7. There was a crackling sound, like fireworks, then the electrical wires started shaking. A tree down the street went over. No power for us.
  8. Column:Scott Kreger wants to give an AFG or IRQ bumpersticker to every vet who served there. Now he needs to pay for 'em http://bit.ly/7J1lA
  9. Off to the Nats game.
  10. Having trouble adjusting to my new "progessive" lenses. How progressive are they? Everyone looks like Teddy Roosevelt to me.
  11. As more Post colleagues take the buyout, I reflect on interesting ways hacks used to be fired: http://bit.ly/Qew7I. How about you?
  12. I am disappointed by my vegetable soup. The broccoli has not been cut into sufficiently small pieces. It's like trying to eat trees.
  13. The Stepping Stones, my Monkees cover band, takes the last train to Clarksville: http://bit.ly/qOj77 Cheaper than taking a cab.
  14. Off to a barbecue at the Japanese Embassy. Barbecued sushi? We shall see.
  15. If "Bruno" is successul, will it make it difficult for REAL flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporters to do their jobs?
  16. DC contractor fired for Twitter posts: http://bit.ly/4KSkv No, he was fired for being an idiot.
  17. As overboard as the American press will go over Michael Jackson's death, the British press will go overboarder.
  18. Correction: Michael Jackson moonwalks off THIS mortal coil.
  19. Michael Jackson moonwalks off his mortal coil.
  20. Lost my driver's license. Had to get a new one. Total time at Maryland DMV: 15 minutes. Easy as pie. Shame about the picture, but that's me