JohnKanePsychic
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'We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.' ~
Dave Barry
7:51 AM Nov 23rd
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'Your battles inspired me - not the obvious material battles but those that were fought and won behind your forehead.' ~ James Joyce
7:56 PM Nov 22nd
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'Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.' ~
Victor Hugo
7:28 AM Nov 22nd
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'Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.' -
Dave Barry
2:31 PM Nov 21st
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"That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it." - Boris Pasternak
7:00 AM Nov 20th
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'If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.' -
Louis Armstrong
5:24 AM Nov 19th
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'I am, and always will be, a blues guitarist.' - Eric Clapton
6:06 PM Nov 18th
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'The only things Mick and I disagree about is the band, the music and what we do.' -
Keith Richards
4:45 PM Nov 18th
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"I'm sitting over here on Parchman Farm and I ain't never done no man no harm.' -
Mose Allison
6:43 AM Nov 17th
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'The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.' - Israel Zangwill
9:51 AM Nov 16th
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"Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire."
— Wendell Berry
5:48 AM Nov 16th
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'There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.' -
Peter Sellers
5:48 PM Nov 13th
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'Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.' -
Kinky Friedman
7:57 AM Nov 12th
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'No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth.' -
Harry Houdini
6:52 PM Nov 11th
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"When I started counting my blessings,
my whole life turned around." -
Willie Nelson
4:11 AM Nov 9th
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'I do not know how to teach philosophy without becoming a disturber of established religion.' -
Baruch Spinoza
6:38 AM Nov 8th
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'I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.' -
Michael Caine
1:54 PM Nov 7th
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"Integrity has no need of rules."
- Albert Camus
8:10 AM Nov 5th
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'The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.' ~ Albert Einstein
8:46 PM Nov 4th
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
7:15 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name John Kane Psychic
- Location SkypeVille USA
- Web http://www.johnka...
- Bio Hi! Yes, I'm a Psychic. You may have heard me on the radio - English accent, bad puns.
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