JohnHowardAC
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Morning Walk Report: A three-legged dog chased me down the street. I think it was Malcolm's.
about 2 hours ago
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Year Zero begins in @'s regime.
about 16 hours ago
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Why didn't I write a bitter blog after being ousted from the leadership?
about 17 hours ago
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I did not survive anaphylactic shock earlier this year just to live out my days in a Labor dynasty.
11:50 PM Dec 5th
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An armed mob is outside the house demanding my blood. I knew this day would come. The paleo-feminists are here.
3:47 AM Dec 5th
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@ In that case, I think it would be wise to show off my best assets - my legs - with some shorts.
2:48 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to thefakefake
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Debating whether to break out the shorts for tomorrow's morning walk.
2:25 AM Dec 5th
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@ Would you refer to yourself as otherwise?
2:19 AM Dec 5th
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Once again @ hits the nail right on its head. Tony really cares about you, ladies.
2:12 AM Dec 5th
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The orange juice binge is impairing my vision. RT @ Heading home after hiv positive trip to sth africa.
2:05 AM Dec 5th
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The Australian Sex Party is a blight upon our democratic, tolerant and anti-discriminatory nation.
1:28 AM Dec 5th
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Downed 1.5L of orange juice in 12 minutes. Bob Hawke has nothing on me.
1:24 AM Dec 5th
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The minute I leave, Kevin's got the Indigenous population living in Third World conditions.
12:30 AM Dec 5th
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@ The hypothetical Prime Minister thought he shared that connection with the President, but the latter hasn't returned his calls.
12:27 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to 22sammy31
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@ I was thinking of getting them trimmed.
12:21 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to Gibbot5000
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Cosmopolitan recommends a cosy three day spa retreat at the end of which you pop the big question.
12:16 AM Dec 5th
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Theoretically, if an ex-PM were trying to gain the... special attentions of an ex-President, how might they go about it?
12:14 AM Dec 5th
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Honey, I'm home.
11:56 PM Dec 4th
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If I were still the PM, I'd take a leaf out of Menzies' book and push for an Australian Sex Party Dissolution Bill.
6:10 PM Dec 4th
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I believe @ just cross-posted a Mia Freedman piece on The Punch. The only thing missing was the words "cross-posted".
5:58 PM Dec 4th
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- Name Fake John Howard
- Location Kirribilli Roof
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio Prime Ministers were better in my day.
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