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Chris Brown's new cd is actually pretty good. I don't know if I should be dancing or punching Rihanna in the face though.about 21 hours agofrom twidroid
RT @goldman Actual thought re: my Snuggie gift, "What if it was sent to me by someone who wished me ill? What if its a small pox Snuggie?"4:12 PM Dec 21stfrom twidroid
You know how in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 they say "Tango Down"? They are almost always referring to me as tango.3:54 PM Dec 20thfrom twidroid
I just had the best idea ever! When shopping, stop right in the middle of where people are walking and talk to someone you know.10:39 AM Dec 19thfrom twidroid
Will someone please tell Lexus that its not normal to buy someone a Lexus for Xmas.6:41 PM Dec 16thfrom twidroid
From now on whenever I see a large black woman I'm going to secretly give her the nickname Precious in my head.8:24 AM Dec 15thfrom twidroid
The best movie about a guy catching a bullet in his teeth and fighting someone named Sho Nuff has got to be The Last Dragon.10:16 PM Dec 12thfrom twidroid
RT @shitmydadsays "Everybodys broke so heres the rule for Xmas this year; if you shit your pants you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."9:16 AM Dec 12thfrom twidroid
RT @mitchfatel Saw a 9 year old boy at airport holding a teddy bear and when his mom wasn't looking I mouthed the word pussy to him.9:11 PM Dec 11thfrom twidroid
I always subscribe to email newsletters and delete them before I even open them. I just like to feel important by getting lots of emails.12:19 PM Dec 9thfrom twidroid
