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  1. 'The Scorpion King 2' is a sequel to a prequel that's a spinoff of a sequel to a re-make. And my script can't get financing.
  2. just wrote to Cinemax to complain that the film "One Missed Call 3" should've been titled "Third Missed Call."
  3. Maybe they should have called this season 'Project Runaway from your Audience.'
  4. Now the Senate can debate a bill that everyone's already decided how they're going to vote on anyway.
  5. I guess now I’ve got to get my new age fad religions from TYRA.
  6. I started reading Palin's book but halfway through I got bored so I put it down to pursue other options.
  7. Oprah quits the show. Thanks, Palin.
  8. ran into Christopher Hitchens at the Dylan concert last night; alas, Hitch was so drunk only Bob could understand him.
  9. appears on ktlk1150.com's 'The Stephanie Miller Show' Friday from 11am-12noon ET, 8-9am PT. Right upside your head!
  10. Palin's new book has 5 Chapters, one for each college!
  11. 'This Is It' is our last chance to see Michael Jackson lip-synch.
  12. Never trust a Brain Surgeon who calls you 'Bro.'
  13. FOX should just go all the way and use old Leni Riefenstahl crowd footage.
  14. 12 days in Florida and the only places for food were Wal-Mart or Winn-Dixie - there was no Publix Option.
  15. My family is Fight Club. The first rule of Family Fight Club is 'WE'RE NOT FIGHTING, WE'RE DISCUSSING!'
  16. Just spent 12 days with my family, also known as 'Fight Club.'
  17. I waited on line at a Sarah Palin Book Signing but she quit halfway through.
  18. God bless Ken Ober.
  19. Sarah Palin should't be blaming the people who made her famous. Cos you KNOW the Kardashians aren't blaming O.J.
  20. My President went to China and all I got was this lousy-watered down-lobbyist-written-payoff-to-insurance-companies-ghost of a Public Option