JohnDeVore
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RT @: A neighbor just offered me 'corn cakes 2 for 5.' There's no way he meant actual corn cakes-right? #
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about 20 hours ago
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@ I thought Bing only beats up his own children?
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to AlfredSchulz
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Donated to his "I love science and beer" fund, that is.
about 20 hours ago
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Crazy man with a fancy telescope stopped me on the streets of Queens to show me Jupiter. Looking good Jupiter! It was free, but I donated.
about 20 hours ago
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Philosophical Quandary: Boobs or Booty? I contemplate, Hamlet-style, @ (Axe me a question, too. G'wan)
about 23 hours ago
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@ You shouldn't drink and do live radio, you know.
10:00 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to ameliamagritte
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la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa la la laaa la la la la na na na na na na naaaaaa (Singing along with the Cowboy Junkies)
9:43 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Thanks, dude.
1:53 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to The_True_JMAC
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Plus: got a question about sex/love/geopolitics? Ask me @ That's guyspeak dot com. Why do I do this? Love. (Also: terms of parole.)
1:51 PM Nov 21st
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Why do you think men fight? Me first, @
1:49 PM Nov 21st
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@ ...drink some more...
8:38 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, @ defends Guy Fieri
4:59 PM Nov 20th
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@ Are you alive?
11:56 AM Nov 20th
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@ Mama, tell me 'bout da bunny wabbits.
8:48 PM Nov 18th
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RT @: One week til high school reunion. Intend to bring @, claim he is my 10 year old son.
8:47 PM Nov 18th
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@ Ha. Thanks. I is gud at lurnin'.
8:34 PM Nov 18th
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RT @: The best line in New Moon was my wife: Who's she gonna' date next, Frankenstein?
8:07 PM Nov 18th
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@ Whiskey
7:52 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to cydonius
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@ Lies.
7:52 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to MikeyPiff
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It's strange, but I could sure go for a cup of broth
7:42 PM Nov 18th
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