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  1. RT @michaeldempster: A neighbor just offered me 'corn cakes 2 for 5.' There's no way he meant actual corn cakes-right? #probablyracist # ...
  2. @AlfredSchulz I thought Bing only beats up his own children?
  3. Donated to his "I love science and beer" fund, that is.
  4. Crazy man with a fancy telescope stopped me on the streets of Queens to show me Jupiter. Looking good Jupiter! It was free, but I donated.
  5. Philosophical Quandary: Boobs or Booty? I contemplate, Hamlet-style, @guyspeak http://tinyurl.com/yldoylb (Axe me a question, too. G'wan)
  6. @ameliamagritte You shouldn't drink and do live radio, you know.
  7. la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa la la laaa la la la la na na na na na na naaaaaa (Singing along with the Cowboy Junkies)
  8. @The_True_JMAC Thanks, dude.
  9. Plus: got a question about sex/love/geopolitics? Ask me @guyspeak That's guyspeak dot com. Why do I do this? Love. (Also: terms of parole.)
  10. Why do you think men fight? Me first, @thefrisky http://tinyurl.com/ycsdf25
  11. @martybeckerman ...drink some more...
  12. RT @slashfood: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, @JohnDeVore defends Guy Fieri http://eaturl.info/03um
  13. @BillSchulz Are you alive?
  14. @sarajbenincasa Mama, tell me 'bout da bunny wabbits.
  15. RT @SaraJBenincasa: One week til high school reunion. Intend to bring @johndevore, claim he is my 10 year old son.
  16. @missxgaia Ha. Thanks. I is gud at lurnin'.
  17. RT @JHoffman6: The best line in New Moon was my wife: Who's she gonna' date next, Frankenstein?
  18. @cydonius Whiskey
  19. @MikeyPiff Lies.
  20. It's strange, but I could sure go for a cup of broth #topchef