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  1. Dearest Twats, I'm back! I went into a sulk when I discovered that Icon of celebrity panelists, Stephen Fry, had more Twans than me... 5:08 PM Jan 23rd via Tweetie
  2. Well, well, well, how very interesting. 8:41 AM Jan 22nd via Tweetie
  3. Oh, and may you continue to be facinated by me, because I really am a wonderful human being. 5:22 AM Jan 1st via Tweetie
  4. You little rays of sunshine - Happy New Year to you all, where ever you may be. 5:19 AM Jan 1st via Tweetie
  5. RT .@deekdeekster: The moment 2010 became Ten Past Eight: http://bit.ly/tenpasteight http://twitpic.com/w0lpj 3:45 AM Dec 31st, 2009 via Seesmic
  6. Do any of those links work? If not, Garry gets a poke in the eye with a satsuma. 6:06 AM Dec 29th, 2009 via Tweetie
  7. Yes, OK, here's a link for the Brits too... http://ping.fm/GsclI 5:25 AM Dec 29th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  8. Don't say I'm not hip. I'm very hip, in fact, I had a new one put in, and it's made me even hipper. 5:23 AM Dec 29th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  9. Dear friend, wrote this fun song http://ping.fm/iS9yo 5:22 AM Dec 29th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  10. ... And, of course, Merry Christmas, or what ever the new marketing term is. Love you all, each one of you, individually, by yourself xxx 3:30 AM Dec 25th, 2009 via Tweetie
  11. Anyone who doesn't think I'm the best celebrity Tweeter, should have their gizzards tweaked... Vote, vote, vote - or whatever. 3:25 AM Dec 25th, 2009 via Tweetie
  12. On the first day of Christmas my ex-wife gave to me - a lawyers bill, oh, and a pear tree. 11:50 AM Dec 12th, 2009 via Tweetie
  13. I have decided to bring more joy to your boring lives. You can read all about my favorite subject (me) sign up http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery 9:41 AM Dec 12th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  14. Well, my little rays of sunshine, that's the tour done... I am now a free man, I shall spend the day skipping, and kicking Garry. 8:08 AM Dec 12th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  15. ...of mine, who I think you will find very interesting - http://ping.fm/6vTXe 10:04 AM Dec 11th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  16. Dear Friends, and others... in the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to try and help educate you... here is a link to a close friend... 10:03 AM Dec 11th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  17. All well, the deed was done, and I can now see again... just... thank you all for your prayers and death threats (you know who you are). 4:18 PM Dec 8th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  18. Well, lovely twats... As Garry told you, I'm under the laser tomorrow for quick cataract removal, ah, the joys of middle age... 7:42 PM Dec 7th, 2009 via Ping.fm
  19. Coffee is such a cheerful liquid 12:37 PM Dec 4th, 2009 via Seesmic
  20. Dearest, darlinglyest, beautifulyest, loveliest, Twitteryest, fanyest, fans, I am much better. Even funnier, and cuddlier, than before. 3:57 PM Dec 1st, 2009 via Ping.fm
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