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  1. Dear Scottsdale fans, sorry to miss you, but will be back.... I think that Garry gave me a bad cold, or something... Have locked him up.
  2. Reports of my death are greatly exagerated... I'm just channeling Mother Theresa. http://twitpic.com/qbg6p
  3. RT @deekdeekster: FREE release: http://songs.riseandshine.tv/ Water on the Moon (Lunar Ice Field Mix) celebration of NASA's discovery
  4. Why aren't there more lookalikes of me? Rush out, and get surgery now!
  5. RT .@deekdeekster: .@JohnCleese is on Twitter. WTF is Twitter? http://bit.ly/JC_WTF #twittershirtideas
  6. RT .@KPCCairtalk: .@JohnCleese fans are lining up to meet the legendary comedian. But we're talking 2him by phone from the road!
  7. Of course, if one was to google "John Cleese Thousand Oaks" one would find Sunday 15th November.
  8. Oh, and if that really is Bernie Cribbins, you might have something to tell me...
  9. If you are near Thousand Oaks, it is your duty to rush out and buy tickets to my show - or I'll never visit you again. So there.
  10. Dear faithful, fragrant, fiesty, flippant, fatuous, fans, Plans are afoot for tours of New England, and Scandinavia...
  11. Just leaving Napa Valley, off to Chico, doing a show tonight. Are there any twittering twats in Thousand Oaks? http://twitpic.com/p0p6v
  12. http://tr.im/fawltycontest Don't say I never give you anything! I'm typed that link from memory, so let me know if I got it right...
  13. It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty.
  14. Just one thing though... Dear Eugenics...The TelePrompTer went down at the beginning and I had to remember the whole thing! Did you notice?
  15. You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep...
  16. http://twitter.com/leouiche... how sweet! you are all delightful
  17. http://bit.ly/3aPRSP glad to see i'm still annoying
  18. See more photos at Twitter.com/gazzalon Off to Eugene now. Only 10 hours on the bus...
  19. @JennyBucket i just did http://bit.ly/kQQNr
  20. http://bit.ly/3l25zn i am! http://bit.ly/30hXsc like this one