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JohnCleese

  1. Jenny's holding a hot water bottle... Only girl in Dubai finding 50° too cold! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Here's a photo @gazzalon took of Jenny and me in the dressing room at the Dubai theatre... twitter.com/JohnCleese/sta… about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. My darling twats have recovered from the Oz tour, only to be on tour again, this time in Dubai...Spreading cheer in this dreary world... 7:04 AM May 21st via web
  4. #beerfairy they really are a belching bunch... 1:33 AM May 6th via web
  5. For all my Aussie friends, help me hunt down the Beerfairies... bit.ly/IKR20s @CanadianClubAus 1:29 AM May 6th via web
  6. Thank you, all you Applettes for visiting my store last night... For those of you who couldn't make it: bit.ly/IlWycz 7:59 AM May 4th via web
  7. My darling twats, don't say I'm not doing my best to brighten your humdrum lives.... bit.ly/Ja52Qq do pop by @gazzalon 6:02 AM May 3rd via web
  8. Have stayed up very late, singing, dancing, and cutting my toe nails - not necessarily in that order... 1:40 PM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Just about to go on stage - 52nd show! Here's the photo @gazzalon just took of me, and Ross Solly... twitter.com/JohnCleese/sta… 2:37 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. My dearest twats, I have been neglectful of you lately... But have been busy amusing Australians. Will have lazy @gazzalon post a photo... 7:27 PM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he's dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me... 5:16 PM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Who said that Fish Slapping was dead... @gazzalon let us know if you can play it... youtube.com/watch?v=PqIAZ7… 7:48 PM Mar 14th via web
  13. Backstage at The Project.... Tune in! twitter.com/JohnCleese/sta… 11:24 PM Mar 8th via Camera on iOS
  14. Loving the audiences in Newcastle, and such a beautiful theatre... Last night here tonight, then Melbourne. Have added an extra show there. 4:39 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Well, well, well. More wonderful things from Python - our new iPad App is out today: Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days 7:57 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. ...tonight, 2nd March, at 27 Duke of York square 6.30-8.30. Jenny, and the wonderful Catrina, will ply you with bubbly and jewelry!!! 1:37 AM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. For those of you in grey old London, pop into see the lovely Jennifer Wade, and those nice Space NK people. They're having a fun reception.. 1:33 AM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @CamillaCleese Yes, I was very funny, I'm almost an icon. But, you're funnier, and I miss you more. 12:32 AM Mar 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CamillaCleese
  19. Just arrived in Coffs Harbour, on the way to Newcastle for 3 shows... Had lovely audiences in the Gold Coast... 11:55 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone
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