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  1. @cheapRoc I think there were also other issues facing the nation in 2004 when Janet Jackson's nipple was a big deal to some people! 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to cheapRoc
  2. @noustigres "Boondock Saints" is a fun movie if you can get past the rabid nerds that worship it (no small challenge) 7:48 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to noustigres
  3. (I know that Rush doesn't speak for most you any more than various embarrassing famous left types speak for us) 7:46 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Conservative types: is the conservative world upset about that guy's butt being shown on the football game last night? What will Rush say? 7:45 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. @lethalxkeith I see you're a fan of Rachel Ray, too! 8:09 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to lethalxkeith
  6. @dairyuh Your thoughts on gravy make me... uh, I think I want to have Thanksgiving at your place. 6:57 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to dairyuh
  7. Like cracking jokes about somebody slipping on a banana peel. No more to be said. Like adding gravy to gravy to make it gravy...ier. Don't. 6:31 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. It's a potential trap because you want to say something funny about the Eggo shortage -- but you CAN'T. It's already maximum funny. 6:27 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. Eggo shortage! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120546896 Warning, writers: this is a potential trap 6:26 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. Or, hey, go all the way. If you're "unleashing" your new netbook, also talk about how it will "literally rape your competitors" 6:03 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. A laser-pissing, fire-shitting robot attack dog with samurai swords for fangs and tank-sized titanium testicles 5:59 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. To those who write press releases: if you use the word "unleash" to describe the release of your product, it'd better be a robot attack dog 5:57 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. Wait, Bela Lugosi died? 1:30 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. I would pay so much money for a scalp massage today. If I had any money. 5:21 AM Oct 30th from Seesmic
  15. I'm a fan of girls in glasses (though not Girls In Glasses, if you catch my drift) and I'm not sure how that factors in. 1:09 PM Oct 17th from web
  16. This Bayonetta game bothers me for reasons I can't put my finger on. 1:09 PM Oct 17th from web
  17. Drinking and working on OB is "What I'm doing" mistar computer page! #Thanksforaskingnowgosuckadick 12:54 PM Oct 17th from web
  18. @Zanial Your D&D game sounds like it's going to be a real clutterbuck if you don't get your shit together, dog. 12:19 PM Oct 17th from web in reply to Zanial
  19. @michiru Use the NeiChickenSoup 12:18 PM Oct 17th from web in reply to michiru
  20. So Bayonetta is the result of some kind of like-a-rain-dance-except-wishing-for-costumes ritual performed by millions of cosplayers, right? 11:55 AM Oct 17th from web