Joe Smith

Joe Smith

@JohnBoehnersTan
Twitter account for the tan of the House Minority Leader John Boehner.
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Joe Smith
@ I prefer to be called bronze with red highlights.
 
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@ I don't discuss trade secrets.
 
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We are working on our summer hues. I was thinking of working in some blue to the base coat. Makes things shine.
 
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@ That's in the base coat.
 
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We based part of our color scheme off the chair behind us.
 
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@ @ John and I are working on that slogan. We think it will look good on a t-shirt.
 
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@ They are unrelated. We do a combination sent of orange and coconut.
 
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@ We have a system. It's complex and involves rubber sheets. The rest is a trade secret.
 
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@ I'm closer to Troy.
 
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John and I were nice enough to offer assistance to Rush Limbaugh to help him find a nice house in Costa Rica.
 
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@ I fluctuate from time to time. Winter and summer looks are important.
 
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For those who are asking, yes I have a crush on @. So evil. So cute.
 
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I see John is a trending topic. Makes me proud.
 
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Twitter refuses to verify me because I'm just a tan. They don't tolerate diversity.
 
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@ I am very real. Twitter refuses to verify me because I'm just a tan. They don't tolerate diversity.
 
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@ I am NOT spray on. It's FAR more complex than that.
 
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I will neither confirm nor deny my relationship to the Jersey Shore cast.
 
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I picked out the tie because it was the same color as my base color.
 
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I really enjoy all the feedback on how I look tonight. We are working hard on getting the right blend done.
 
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@ Yes I am!