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Liverpool have shown the loyalty that City clearly lack-its pretty obvious two wrongs don't make a right...! 11:49 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
What a day-LFC beat by bottom of league but others lost too. On Apollo at 9.40 but can't watch me on TV so can't even laugh at my own jokes. 11:21 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
In M&S lingere dept-must be Christmas. Went to see David Gray last night-reliased I do comedy because I can't to do that or I'm not Stevie G 9:20 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
About to walk dog-must be turning very posh as actually looked at the dog and thought he could do with a coat. 12:23 AM Dec 15th from UberTwitter
Enjoyed Portsmouth-in my office getting ready to see my accountant to see if makig people laugh is worth it! 1:46 AM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
In Portsmouth-come to thank them for selling Glen Johnson to us! 11:20 AM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
Showbiz is great-on top of the world winning FT on 5 Live this morning- now in Wolves at smallest venue on tour-dressing room is bigger! 11:35 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
Interval at the Lowry in Manchester-going lovely despite the fog meaning some people were late-including me! 1:10 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
@Jason_Manford go on lad first night out with Mrs-go get her drunk and make M and Ms 1:07 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter in reply to Jason_Manford
Thanks for all the replies but I have been informed that people from Darlington are Quakers-honest that is what they said-just like porridge 3:05 PM Dec 10th from UberTwitter
Are people from Darlington Tykes or Geordies? 1:22 PM Dec 10th from UberTwitter
At York station on my way to Darlington-somehow it is t least 2 degrees colder here maybe global warming doesn't happen in Yorshire 10:40 AM Dec 10th from UberTwitter
@Outrageousblog All tour dates are on my website johnbishoponline.com but in terms of Liverpool the best is the Echo Arena on May 6th 12:40 AM Dec 10th from UberTwitter in reply to Outrageousblog
Travelling back from Leeds in the rain-I think every time I have lefts Leeds it rains! Great gig thanks to all who came-even Will ! 3:01 PM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
@bcl1973 shame about City Talk but they are all great presenters and will get jobs elsewhere I am sure. 1:15 PM Dec 9th from UberTwitter in reply to bcl1973
On train to Leeds sat across from the most talkative man in the world! Looking forward to The Library gig-cant watch the Europa cup- shame! 10:09 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
@laura_murph thanks Laura - the dvd can be pre-ordered from Amazon etc. It will be out next year and will be recorded at the end of the tour 10:06 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter in reply to laura_murph
Just come off stage at Warrington - great gig look forward to coming back- what a great crowd. 2:26 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
@Wayne_H hiya mate- I think I start in Leeds at 8 2:24 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to Wayne_H
@Lorenzo_RAIDER Lorenzo thanks- The Bloomsbury is a great venue and I am looking forward to it. 1:31 AM Dec 8th from UberTwitter in reply to Lorenzo_RAIDER

Name John Bishop
Location ÜT: 55.817693,-2.047639
Web http://johnbishop...
Bio I am a comedian, I am married and I have 3 sons. I support Liverpool and my dog is called Bilko.