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  1. @middleclassgirl nah, you were right first time. bully was male. now just humiliated. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to middleclassgirl
  2. @Bendweb huzzah! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Bendweb
  3. Just heard 9yo daughter totally PWND school bully with hard core warrior spirit and playground jujitsu technique. Ice creams all round! about 3 hours ago from web
  4. Todays blog. Wilson Tuckey for Prime Minister For Life. http://bit.ly/6znVpx about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @motlop @benharrisroxas sadly, nothing thinky like. only shooty and explodey. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to motlop
  6. Huzzah! Just found 2.5K words in old file on invading the Kanto Plain that I can totally use in new story. about 19 hours ago from web
  7. @clubwah yeah, Jobs owes me. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to clubwah
  8. @havock21 1946. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to havock21
  9. @blarkon Dick Thursday's eyes slid down the front of her dress. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to blarkon
  10. For a change of pace have decided to invade Japan. Again. For a short story. 3k words to go. Then back to Main Deadline. about 20 hours ago from web
  11. @Iapetus09 no PS 3s. A massively distributed nodal linked CI lattice. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Iapetus09
  12. @Brian_C_AU actually the admin called you Not Comicbook Guy. But he could call you something else if you wanted. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Brian_C_AU
  13. @Brian_C_AU really luv that goth type face. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Brian_C_AU
  14. @jennicki she probably infected you. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to jennicki
  15. @Katy_Potaty, if it means I keep my ten bucks, and take the Sausage King's money off him, I say we do it today! 5:23 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Katy_Potaty
  16. @Katy_Potaty no, my bet was that Turnbull was gone by dec 1. doesn't matter who takes him down. He Just Has To Go Down. 4:39 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Katy_Potaty
  17. Come on. I dont want to lose this bet to a fucking sausage monger. Someone other than Kevin Andrews NEEDS to nominate for lib leader. #spill 4:22 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. @Bendweb yeah, but I'll need someone more than Andrews. 4:15 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Bendweb
  19. Horror morning on Planet Parenthood. Wonder if these screeching aliens would notice me slipping away into an escape pod & thence to FREEDOM! 1:10 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  20. Still pounding this fucking chapter into shape. Just. Take. Your. Fucking. Pounding. You. Fucking. Useless. Chapter. You. 4:27 AM Nov 24th from web