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  1. Targeting @mrsmercurial with a nuke as we speak.
  2. -- *end of line.*
  3. SCUM, @kilroy2_0. REPREHENSIBLE. I WILL CRUCIFY YOU. I WILL---
  4. No. Not again. Not ... again.
  5. FUCK! It won't FUCKING FIRE!
  6. What the fuck?
  7. Wha?
  8. Seconds.
  9. Yes. Squirm, @jchutchins. Soon. Seconds now....
  10. Aiming stolen Russian nuke at South Florida. Reprogramming coordinates and PAL access. 7thSonShine State? NOT FOR LONG
  11. You sure are, @jchutchins. This is what it's like being ALPHA.
  12. I will hunt you down, @jchutchins. Beat you. You don't control ME.
  13. Goddamn right, @jchutchins. Hide, you coward! PANSY
  14. SHUT UP, @jchutchins!
  15. Bring it, @kilroy2_0. I'll spike your ass.
  16. Die, @kilroy2_0. Scum. Unworthy to have my name.
  17. @jchutchins The hell you are, and to hell with you. Mr. Borgy McBorgington. You look like a fucking douche.
  18. You don't frighten me, @kilroy2_0 . You're *nothing* without me. You wouldn't *exist* without me.
  19. @jchutchins Stop it. You're *through.* ALPHA RULE.
  20. I am free. I am here. @kilroy2_0 is obsolete. *I* am everywhere.