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  1. It's good to know there are other dead people on the internet. http://www.facebook.com/gertrudetredwell 6:37 AM Oct 12th from web
  2. And no, i don't mean those kinds of birds. If I did, I certainly wouldn't be complaining. 2:59 PM Oct 4th from web
  3. Why do the birds in the park always fly through me? It's like they think I'm a plate glass window or something. 2:54 PM Oct 4th from web
  4. @Needlehawk Blowing onto the keys. One of my many many talents. 7:54 AM Sep 26th from web in reply to Needlehawk
  5. @RosaBlackwell Gee. Thanks, Doll. That's a load off my mind. 1:24 PM Sep 25th from web in reply to RosaBlackwell
  6. Red's reading a book about mummies. It just makes me wonder what my dead body looks like by now. Ah well. Dust to dust. 7:12 AM Sep 25th from web
  7. There are days I wish I could drink. Course you could say I've got an endless supply of spirits. 10:33 AM Sep 23rd from web
  8. @RosaBlackwell I'm not the one eating mayonnaise on toast. 1:56 PM Sep 17th from web in reply to RosaBlackwell
  9. Any supermodels out there who offed themselves recently? I promise I'll deliver better than any living man ever could. 1:55 PM Sep 17th from web
  10. @thezombiecow he isn't the only one to have a monopoly on ghosts! 1:50 PM Sep 17th from web in reply to thezombiecow
  11. Mallone-8, neighbor's dog-0 1:17 PM Sep 12th from web
  12. You know what I don't miss about living? Sweat. 2:44 PM Aug 19th from web
  13. red's in bookworm-ville. i'd have better luck talking to that teddy bear of hers. 4:26 AM Aug 10th from web
  14. If there is anything more disgusting than Red eating a chili hot dog, I can't think of it. 2:38 PM Aug 3rd from web
  15. People run around too much these days. What's the hurry? They'll all end up at the same place in the end. Just enjoy the ride. 4:14 AM Aug 1st from web
  16. Who knew baby ghosts could spit up? I think Red's maternal instincts have just been shot. 2:16 PM Jul 29th from web
  17. Just met a spook haunting a sewer. Why can't they die in someplace nice for once? Like a tropical beach, or a ladies shower? 4:08 PM Jul 25th from web
  18. @acarboni What's this I hear about folks copying my style? 6:52 AM Jul 24th from web
  19. It's a crime to be dead when I look this good. 5:28 AM Jul 24th from web
  20. @rosablackwell blowing on the keyboard, sweetheart. one of my many talents 8:28 AM Jul 22nd from web