JoeSoucheray
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So Zygi's plane was spotted in L.A.? That's nothing. Mike Lynn had the team moved to Phoenix as the hole was being dug for the Metrodome.
12:14 PM Apr 20th
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Saw Daryl Hall at the Orpheum. It occurred to me that I would go to more stuff if I didn't have to go where the stuff was. Huh, Yogi?
11:47 AM Apr 19th
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When you look around the room do you see anybody who could afford to go out and lure the NFL back to Minnesota if the Vikings move to L.A.?
12:36 PM Apr 18th
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A Taliban commander in Afghanistan turned himself in to collect the $100 on his wanted poster. It is a shame to have to fight such idiots.
12:36 PM Apr 17th
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The Secret Service guys in Colombia got nabbed after one of them complained that he had been charged too much and the cops were called!
12:34 PM Apr 16th
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Right now the guy in the most trouble in the world is the guy Kim Jung Un blames for the failure of the North Korean rocket launch dud.
11:11 AM Apr 13th
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I had two concussions as a kid. I figure in a few years most talk radio slots will be filled by former professional athletes.
12:37 PM Apr 12th
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Met the tax assessor today. Good guy. Dawned on me that he isn't the problem. The people we elect expand government; he's a mesenger is all.
12:28 PM Apr 11th
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The House has moved up the fishing opener a week because it's been warmer than usual. That's like moving Christmas due to early snow.
12:46 PM Apr 4th
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The president is hectoring the Supreme Court that they had better darn well honor his health care plan. I thought we had three branches.
12:26 PM Apr 3rd
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I cannot think of a weekend weather forecast more thoroughly botched than the forecast for the past weekend. Nobody was even close.
12:26 PM Apr 2nd
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Crosby, Stills and Nash is tempting, but then I remembered that Nash was one of the celebrity phonies who visited the OWS crowd, so, nah.
11:47 AM Mar 30th
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Do you ever hear your cell phone make a zzzz sound when it's on mute, only to look and there's nothing? Probably the next medical syndrome.
10:50 AM Mar 29th
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Adele's "21' has passed "Dark Side of the Moon' in British album sales, 4.14 million copies sold, proving UK kids are no longer using drugs.
11:28 AM Mar 20th
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My Harley can be loud, Screaming Eagle, but I don't bother anybody unless I pull alongside a texter, in which case I try to make them deaf.
11:23 AM Mar 19th
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Crowds already are gathered at the Knack for the Opener. Official temp taken from the Common Surface Savings & Loan. Exictement in the air.
11:18 AM Mar 16th
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Michael Brodkorb fired after alleged affair with Amy Koch. Now he threatens to reveal more affairs. No wonder they don't get anything done.
10:54 AM Mar 15th
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Delirious. See, I'm so delirious I can't even spell.
11:20 AM Mar 14th
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If global warming is to be feared, then why are we running in shorts, buying ice cream and behaving with delerious joy with the top down?
10:51 AM Mar 14th
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Never thought Tide laundry detergent would be hottest theft item in the country. Pretty soon you will need a background check to buy soap.
10:31 AM Mar 13th
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- Name Joe Soucheray
- Location Garage Logic, MN
- Web http://www.Garage...
- Bio The TRUE Joe Soucheray! Twin Cities’ purveyor of common sense!
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