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JoeSoucheray

  1. So Zygi's plane was spotted in L.A.? That's nothing. Mike Lynn had the team moved to Phoenix as the hole was being dug for the Metrodome.
  2. Saw Daryl Hall at the Orpheum. It occurred to me that I would go to more stuff if I didn't have to go where the stuff was. Huh, Yogi?
  3. When you look around the room do you see anybody who could afford to go out and lure the NFL back to Minnesota if the Vikings move to L.A.?
  4. A Taliban commander in Afghanistan turned himself in to collect the $100 on his wanted poster. It is a shame to have to fight such idiots.
  5. The Secret Service guys in Colombia got nabbed after one of them complained that he had been charged too much and the cops were called!
  6. Right now the guy in the most trouble in the world is the guy Kim Jung Un blames for the failure of the North Korean rocket launch dud.
  7. I had two concussions as a kid. I figure in a few years most talk radio slots will be filled by former professional athletes.
  8. Met the tax assessor today. Good guy. Dawned on me that he isn't the problem. The people we elect expand government; he's a mesenger is all.
  9. The House has moved up the fishing opener a week because it's been warmer than usual. That's like moving Christmas due to early snow.
  10. The president is hectoring the Supreme Court that they had better darn well honor his health care plan. I thought we had three branches.
  11. I cannot think of a weekend weather forecast more thoroughly botched than the forecast for the past weekend. Nobody was even close.
  12. Crosby, Stills and Nash is tempting, but then I remembered that Nash was one of the celebrity phonies who visited the OWS crowd, so, nah.
  13. Do you ever hear your cell phone make a zzzz sound when it's on mute, only to look and there's nothing? Probably the next medical syndrome.
  14. Adele's "21' has passed "Dark Side of the Moon' in British album sales, 4.14 million copies sold, proving UK kids are no longer using drugs.
  15. My Harley can be loud, Screaming Eagle, but I don't bother anybody unless I pull alongside a texter, in which case I try to make them deaf.
  16. Crowds already are gathered at the Knack for the Opener. Official temp taken from the Common Surface Savings & Loan. Exictement in the air.
  17. Michael Brodkorb fired after alleged affair with Amy Koch. Now he threatens to reveal more affairs. No wonder they don't get anything done.
  18. Delirious. See, I'm so delirious I can't even spell.
  19. If global warming is to be feared, then why are we running in shorts, buying ice cream and behaving with delerious joy with the top down?
  20. Never thought Tide laundry detergent would be hottest theft item in the country. Pretty soon you will need a background check to buy soap.